Smoker Dave's PREDICTIONS for 2002

These PREDICTIONS were ORIGINALLY POSTED on 12/31/01. The Predictions remain UNCHANGED, but there are some UPDATES in WHITE.

#1 Sometime In 2002 the DOW JONES will CLOSE above 11,500 AND IS PREDICTION #91 on THE ART BELL SHOW!!! Called in just before Midnight AZ TIME on 12/31/01

#2 Smoker Dave Will Be Living in a NEW SECRET ARMED COMPOUND that he OWNS

#3 The AZ Diamond Backs will not repeat winning the World Series, but do make it to post season play.

#4 The AZ Cardinals will improve their Record and get in the NFL Playoffs. Currently 7-8. 1 Game to go on 01/06/02.

#5 The New AZ Cardinals Stadium will be in the East Valley, not the West Valley, or Downtown Phoenix.

#6 A high profile sports figure will be implicated, or indited in a Murder, like O.J.

#7 There will be another Terrorist attack, less than 09/11/01 but equal to or worse than the Oklahoma City Bombing.

#8 Somehow, someway, the Republicans will regain control of the The U.S. SENATE.

#9 The Conflict between India and Pakistan will NOT result in a NUCLEAR Exchange.

#10 The USA is continuing the WAR against Terrorist Groups across the globe.

#11 THE U.N. Condems the USA's continuing WAR AGAINST TERRORISM, and WE Don't give a F*** what the U.N. Thinks.

#12 Yassar Arafat and Saddam Hussien are either out of Power, or Dead.

#13 Gas Prices will go up, but end the year below $1.13 9/10th's, here in the Phoenix Area where it is $0.96 and 9/10th's now on 12/31/01.

#14 President George W. Bush still has an approval rating above 65% at the end of 2002.

#15 Some Startling NEWS comes from NASA.

Smoker Dave's PREDICTIONS for 2001

IN WHITE IS THE DECISION OF THE PREDICTION. A "BONK!" is WRONG. A "DING DING DING!!!" is CORRECT.

#1 Smoker Dave will be living in a New Secret Armed Compound that he owns.BONK! DAMMIT!!!

#2 On the Website a "SMOKECAM" from the New Compound.BONK! DAMMIT!!!

#3 POPE JOHN PAUL II dies late Feb early March.BONK! Thankfully

#4 JULY 2001 A big Earthquake in Southern California 6.0 or Greater BONK!

#5 Fall of 2001 an Earthquake over 6.0 near San Francisco.BONK!

#6 US Stock Market stays relatively flat until APRIL and then goes up, and in the Spring Gas and Oil Prices head Down. (DOW JONES Starts the Year at 10786.85. The NASDAQ Starts the Year at 2470.52. Cheapest Gas in Phoenix Area is $1.39 9/10 as of 01/01/01) Well the DOW and NASDAQ end the Year Lower. But today Gas is $0.96 and 9/10 as od 12/31/01 $0.43 cheaper. This Prediction in whole is a wash.

#7 The Russian Submarine KURSK that sunk will be found to be carrying and testing MISSILES from the CHINESE, and this is the reason for the disaster.A 1/2 a DING! It is now determined that it was the missles or torpedos on the KURSK that caused the disaster, but no mention that it was Chinese. And if it were we would not be told.

#8 Winter 2001 will be one of the Severest Winters in US History, in the top 5. Relatively Mild until now, Buffalo getting 7 Feet of snow in less than a week, and my hometown area getting 4 Feet of snow, calls this prediction a WASH.

#9 Main Stream Press starts reporting on the strange things in the skies, UFO's, Meteors, Con(CHEM)-Trails that cover the skies.Overall a DING DING DING! This past year the NOTHERN LIGHTS were seen as for South as central Mexico, And I saw them here in Arizona. Then there was the big Meteor Shower, the Leonids that made a fantastic display in the night sky.

#10 Smoker Dave Website still going strong.DING DING DING!!!

#11 The Arizona Cardinals will improve their record over the 2000 Season (3-13) DING DING DING! Currently (7-8) with 1 more Game to go.

Those are the predictions, we will find out how accurate they are. But here is one more more, a no brainer. The Liberals will be unhappy with the Bush Administration.

This is a WASH. Yes the Liberals are unhappy with Bush. But they can't say much about it while we are AT WAR, and has a nearly 90% APPROVAL RATING.