10/8/98

The House of Representatives are now voting on the Impeachment Inquiry. I will end this update with the final tally. But FIRST, More Bad NEWS for Silck Willy, story follows.

Judge Orders Documents Unsealed In Clinton-Jones Case 2.13 p.m. ET (1814 GMT) October 8, 1998

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — A federal judge Thursday ordered the release of President Clinton's deposition and other potentially embarrassing files in Paula Jones' sexual harassment lawsuit against him.

U.S. District Judge Susan Webber Wright said Clinton had not protested her earlier decision to unseal the documents so they will be released on Oct. 19.

Did you HEAR some of the arguments before the vote? Liberals coming forward and saying that this is about Clinton cheating on Hillary in the Bedroom. Since when is the ORAL (I meam Oval) Office, or the side office the SLEEPING QUARTERS of the FIRST FAMILY????Was the Private Residence of the White House closed off for Construction or something???!!! I DON'T THINK SO!!!!

This is not the PRIVATE BEDROOM, but a PUBLIC OFFICE.

A TIME LIMIT FOR THE INQUIRY??? I think not, they will stonewall to the end, and if more info comes out, they can say, OPPS!!! TOO LATE. Plus the fact the Starr's Investigation is still ongoing. 2 GRAND JURIES!!! Looking into WHITEWATER, TRAVELGATE, FBI FILEGATE, CAMPAIGHN FINANCE, etc. That was not in the first Starr Report to Congress. And Starr has informed the Judiciary Committee that more is on the way soon regarding IMPEACHABLE OFFENSES by Slick Willy.

Final Vote Tally: 258 for / 176 against. Rebuplicans voted 227-0-1, Independant voted 0-0-1, Democrats voted 31-176-0. A 60% vote for an unlimited Inquiry.

10/7/98

Take a look on this detailed study on second-hand smoke and the effects on CHILDREN!!! RIGHT HERE!!!

Well this 10 yr study blows a hole in Clinton's call for more taxes on tobbacco products. Maybe I shouldn't use the verb "blows" while talking about Slick Willy. (Although when Monica was "DONE" the "WILLY" was slick.... so to speak...)

Have a couple of Questions for you to think about today.

  • Will Slick Willy SHUTDOWN the FEDERAL GOV'T AGAIN in an attempt to blame it on the Republicans??? (Remember I am an Independant.) As a DOMESTIC "WAG THE DOG" scenario???
  • Will Slick Willy ORDER our Groundforces as PeaceKeepers between warring factions in Korsovo??? OUR children, in an attempt to replace the current IMPEACHMENT HEADLINES???
  • Why is Slick Willy and Hillary meeting and calling House Democrats trying to prevent them from joining the Republicans in the Impeachment Vote on Thurs???
  • Why are there now rumers that any House Democrat that votes for an Impeachment Inquiry is THREATEND with loss of CAMPAIGHN FUNDS from the DEMOCRATIC PARTY for their RE-Election???
  • You vote for Inquiry, ME SLICK WILLY make CHOP SUEY of Campaighn Funds, No Chinese $$$ For YOU!!!

    Don't believe me??? Take a closer look at the sub-Headlines in the paper after the Impeachment stuff, and you will see that I am correct. The SPIN MASTERS have been working OVERTIME for Slick Willy.

    The Question NOW IS: Will YOU and the AMERICAN VOTERS see thru this facade??? SLICK thinks not, I hope he is wrong.

    10/6/98

    Had to do a little work on the opening page today. Also still trying to readjust to night shift hrs at work. But here is one little tidbit I want to put out, you may have heard it already, but here it is.

    According to Slick Willy's definition of SEX, or SEXUAL RELATIONS, There are MILLIONS of Homosexuals etc. in this country and Millions of STRAIGHT people NOT having SEX, but getting divorced, or in a lawsuit. etc. etc. I got pictures of possible future INTERNS for Smoker Dave that I took over the weekend. When the film is used up I will post in the Photo Gallery. And the pictures are G-Rated!!!! Broadcast to Millions of Households on non-cable TV.

    10/5/98

    I am back, and trying to get back into the swing of things. Like trying to figure out what the hell AZ. Cardinals coach was thinking at the end of yesterdays game vs Raiders.

    OK, now to explain the latest 11 new photo's in Photo Gallery. THE DALLAS SUPPER CLUB, consisted of my class of 4 and Karla. We last week had dinner together after class at The Terrace Cafe. We were surrounded by other people in different classes and snobbish people in Business Suits. The jockularity and extreme bouts of laughter from our table didn't go over well with these snobbish, boring people. AND WE DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN!!!! More evidence of my ability to corrupt, however the other members were already corrupted. LOL!!!. People were jealous we were having a good time.

    In fact we even convinced our instuctor to join us at the Hard Rock Cafe on Thurs night. Probably because we were such a diverse class and enjoyed bizzare humor. In fact I had the waiter at The Terrace Cafe so Dumbfounded on my dinner order he had to come back and retake the following orders.

    Let's just say the training classes were heavy duty and we all needed an after class outlet. And that outlet was, "Let's PARTY!!!"

    And on top of all that, I will have some more new visitors as a result of my week in Dallas.

    The Impeachment thing is going on, I need to catch up on all this. I am still trying to readjust my body clock for night shift, tonight will be a rough one. Regular commentary should restart tommorrow. If I am awake enough when I get home from work that is.

    10/3/98

    My Web Page is 11 months old Today!!!

    SMOKER DAVE is back from Dallas where I participated in a highly secure special training, class size was 4 participants. Photo's to come soon. Keep it secret.

    More to come later, maybe some photo's by Mon.

    9/27/98

    SMOKER DAVE ON SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT IN DALLAS THRU FRIDAY FOR "THE SECRET LAB".

    Click HERE To see where I and my INTERNS (kidding), will be staying.

    Well the only news news I have for you before I go, is that James Carville has "DECLARED WAR!!", on Newt Gingrich.

    9/25/98

    Let me tell you, it was very nice surprise when I filled up my car with gas for $0.889 a gallon for Regular Unleaded. I LOVE this kind of Surprise.

    Now to Slick Willy:

    His Lawyers and Advisors are very HAPPY about the latest polls. I assert that most people are still in "denial" of all the evidence and "their BRAIN GEARS" haven't digested everything yet. And WHEN it does, A HUGE BOWEL MOVEMENT will occur. Remember it was 8 months for Nixon of scandal before he did what was best for the COUNTRY, and RESIGN. Clinton BOUGHT 8 months of DELAY. Maybe for $4.4 MILLION, like some Democrats sugest.

    And now there is news coming out about the Paula Jones' Case. It appears that the LAWSUIT for SEXUAL HARASSMENT might be Reinstated. Clintons Lawyers are trying to settle for Lawyer costs, for Paula Jones' to end the LAWSUIT, and not APPEAL. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN is my view. It is about as likely as that Clinton "practiced Safe SEX" with Monica, and the "Stain" happened because the "condom" broke.

    But we must remember that according to Clinton, everyone knows that "oral sex" does not meam that "you" have engaged in "Sexual Relations". And there are multiple definitions of "alone" and "is". ie "is" NOW Literally. "is" in recent past, or etc. "ALONE" doors were open, NOT ALONE. Live in big city "Never ALONE". Or is it I drink ALONE, but in a bar?

    All BullShit Cobblygook.

    I Swear To Tell The WHOLE TRUTH and Nothing But The Truth, So Help Me GOD.

    IF MY (Clinton) Testimony misled, because I did not wish to help. I am Sorry. But they wanted to bring out details of my (Clinton) personal Life. That I (Clinton) DID in PUBLIC, or AT the Workplace with a subordinate.

    OK Guys, remember Clinton's definition of "ALONE". This means at work oral sex is permissible, because it is not "SEXUAL RELATIONS", the Feminists seem to agree with this. So lets STREAMLINE the SEXUAL HARASSMENT LAWS!!! Stay LEGAL and MORAL, GO ORAL!!!!

    9/23/98

    Boy oh boy, Did you hear what House Minority Leader Richard Gephart said today? If not here it is.

    HERE!!!

    I ask you to go to the LINK and read the TRANSCRIPT. I would have it here with credit given to CNN but I WAS UNABLE TO COPY THE TEXT FROM CNN. Now Known To Me as Clinton News Network. Read the Article, make SPECIAL NOTE of the Fact that According to Leading Liberals, we must let Clinton OFF THE HOOK, for the SAKE OF THE CHILDREN!!!! Who might be EXPOSED to SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MATERIAL AND TESTIMONY. Talk about trying to shut the "BARN DOOR" after the "BARN" has Burnt DOWN.

    READ THE LINK ABOVE BEFORE CNN DELETES IT!!!!

    Another WaterGate/WillyGate/Parallelism. "DEEP THROAT" IS INVOLVED IN BOTH!!!! Though Monica's "THROAT" wasn't "DEEP", ENOUGH!!!!, Thus the Dress Stain.

    But don't FORGET... Slick Willy HAS DONE A SERVICE TO THIS COUNTRY!!!! OUR young boys and girls no longer have to learn about ORAL SEX from the Restroom Wall. Now they can learn about it in company of thir MOM's and DAD"S and BROTHERS, and SISTERS, at the SUPPER TABLE during the NIGHTLY NEWS. THIS, is Slick Willy's LEGACY!!!

    I found a way to SAVE the Story from CNN, I will post it one way or the other by Sunday. After 10 months, I'm getting pretty Good at this, Basic RoadBlocks no longer prevent's me from getting the STORY!!!!

    TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND/OR ENEMIES TO VISIT SMOKER DAVE'S WEB PAGE!!!!

    9/22/98

    The DAY AFTER of the BROADCAST of THE CLINTON GRAND JURY TESTIMONY>

    Slick Willy's Approval Ratings are up about 5 POINTS from this weekend. How could this happen you ask. Remember the so called "LEAKS" about this Testimony? Clinton gets MAD and stomps his feet, and STORMS OUT of the MAP ROOM in the White House, face all PURPLE etc.

    The Testimony shows a cool, articulate, Clinton arguing the definition of SEX, ALONE, and IS.....

    We are all conditioned to compare what we expect to see to what WE DO SEE. Because what WE saw was less damaging than expected, it is a natural reaction to think it is better than expected. That's why the polls are up. Who do you think "LEAKED" the worst case? It wasn't Kenneth Starr, or his team. They knew what was on the TAPES.

    I put this before you: It was THE WHITE HOUSE ADVISORS who "LEAKED" this FALSE INFORMATION. So Clinton would come out looking better than EXPECTED. Human Nature, When confronted with worst case, and final disposition is less, you feel relief or vindication.

    I CHARGE THE WHITE HOUSE ADVISORS, AND ALL OF CLINTON'S LAWYERS FOR ALL "LEAKS" IN REGARD TO THIS INVESTIGATION!!!! Clinton's "SPIN DOCTORS" are VERY, VERY, GOOD. But they can't FOOL ME!!!!

    DO THEY FOOL YOU???? IS the question.

    9/21/98

    Check out the WEB SITE OF THE WEEK and the COOL Shareware program available HERE!!!

    I have viewed the Clinton Testimony to The Grand Jury of 8/17/98. It is not as reported. He did not turn Purple and storm off. He did not get ANGRY. He stayed "cool", though there were times he was combative.

    I do believe he did commit PERJURY in this Testimony, and did NOT "tell THE WHOLE TRUTH". But most people viewing only the highlights will only see that it is only about SEX. "In the definition of the Paula Jones' Testimony, SEXUAL RELATIONS" I was truthfull. "ALONE" means I did not consider myself ALONE if someone else was in the White House Complex.

    This definition of ALONE, means when I'm at work at The Secret Lab Complex, and I go to the "john". I am not ALONE if someone else is in the Secret Lab Complex. A HORRID THOUGHT for whenever having gastro-intestinal trouble of one sort or another. And if someone else in the Secret Lab Complex has similar trouble, and I am in the Complex, I am considered "WITH"!!!!.

    Do you see how ABSURD this is?????

    9/19/98

    Well folks, I bought a new blank VCR TAPE, and will be set to record the Slick Willy Testimony on Monday Morning, at 6 AM AZ TIME. I will probably use the CNN FEED. I figure I owe it to you all to research and view this tape so I can give you an informed commentary. But I must admit that I will NOT be able to go thru all of the 2800 pgs of info they are also releasing, due to work and, Have A Life Time Constraints. But I will make sure I get the highlights of the 2800 pgs before commenting on it. Sooner rather than later, More rather than less. Where did I hear that????

    9/18/98

    To Start off with, here is a REPOSTING of My Thoughts From A Smoke Filled Room for 8/18/98 Which was done the day after Slick Willy's Testimony to the Grand Jury which he still claims to be telling the "TRUTH". ie NOT PERJURY!!! This also includes my ORIGINAL reference for REPAYMENT or FINES, that the Senator from Alaska brought up a couple of days ago. After this brief reread, the rest of my THOUGHTS CONTINUE from there. SO READ ON DEAR FRIENDS!!!

    8/18/98

    Clinton's Executive Absolution Speech.

    I read the transcript 3 times, NOT ONCE did I see "I am Sorry". He was more angry at being caught than remorsefull. Then he attacked Starr at the length, innocent people hurt, and the cost of the investigation.

  • Length : Delaying tactics, invoking every concievable Priviledge Real or Imagined
  • Innocent people hurt : Aides, Cabinet Officials, Supporters , HE LIED TO to defend him,(OR maybe they all are co-conspiraters), (And)The American Public
  • COST : $40 Million in 4 yrs. Let's cut Slick some slack in the Lewinsky Scandal and call it 7 months. 7 divided by 48 = 14.6% X $40 Million = $5.8 Million. Ever hear of paying "Court Costs"???
  • Most Ethical Administration in this Country's History!!!???

    Why is the Office of President being held to a lower MORAL STANDARD than any other high position in virtually any industry/field???

    For a facinating look check out MY Web Site of the Week. Click on "What's New" and then Click on "8/17/98 More Monica Lewinsky Reversals". Sometimes my timing on these things is SCARY. For a DIRECT LINK to this CLICK HERE.

    END OF REPOST OF 8/18/98

    OK, now to today. There is a new email listing in VISITOR'S EMAIL for 9/18/98. In regards to my depiction of Joe 6-Pack in the previous "THOUGHTS". It is a response that "Joe 6-Pack" is me. Take a read of it, email me back if you like to comment on it.

    Now to the Grand Jury Testimony of 8/17/98 of OUR LEADER SLICK WILLY, who steadfastly tells us he DID NOT COMMIT PERJURY. If this is so, than why are nearly all the DEMOCRATS protesting so much??? Why is the White House calling this UNFAIR??? Why did Clinton's Personal Attourney CALL KEN STARR and DEMAND that the TAPE of Clinton's TESTIMONY be DESTROYED??? Why are there calls for CENSORING the Testimony???? SO that we the AMERICAN PEOPLE can't see it for 75 YEARS, like info on John F. Kennedy's ASSINATION???

    I WANT TO KNOW WHY THE DEMOCRATS SAY THAT THE PUBLICATION OF THIS, SLICK WILLY'S GRAND JURY TESTIMONY OF 8/17/98. WHICH SLICK SAID HIMSELF IS TRUTHFUL, WILL SMEAR HIM.

    My view: The Average "Joe 6-Pack" still is in denial or ignorance of the basic facts. It is NOT about SEX, but PERJURY, Witness Tampering, Suborning PERJURY, Obstruction of JUSTICE, and Abuse of POWER. "THEY" the Clinton defenders know that reading a SUMMARY of The STARR REPORT is a LOT LESS DAMAGING to the AMERICAN PUBLIC in Denial of all this. THAN VIDEOTAPE of SLICK WILLY UNDER OATH.

    I suppose even the Clinton Camp Realizes that a picture Speaks a Thousand words. And A videotape of a Grand Jury Testimony speaks 10 TIMES 10 Thousand DENIALS!!!

    In the end, it appears more likely, but not until the Spring of '99, After Totally Destroying the National Democratic Party, Clinton will be pried from the the White House like a badly BURNT piece of toast from the TOASTER, messy, nasty, unfit.

    Let's hope that he doesn't bring down the economy, or encourages attacks by Terrorists on US, the AMERICAN PEOPLE. At least my cigarettes haven't been SLANDERED by Clinton's escapades like CIGARS have.

    Avoid McDonalds!!!! Who knows what their "SPECIAL SAUCE" IS..... BUT Clinton LIKES IT!!!! Frag De Monica????

    9/16/98

    The Grand Jury Video Tape Of Clinton's Testimony

    The Pending RELEASE of The Tape, And The Partisan Split

    Now I want you all to realize THERE WOULD BE NO TAPE IF CLINTON APPEARED IN PERSON TO THE GRAND JURY.

    Clinton has in the past Testified via Video Tape, and did so this time also, from The Map Room in the White Hose, where he addressed US, the American Populace after the Testimony of Aug.17th. WEARING A TIE MONICA GAVE HIM!!!! A subtle "FINGER", or "THE BIRD", to all us citizens.

    The argument that noone elses testimony we be released on video is, absolutely wrong. There is no other Grand Jury Testimony Video. Everyone else showed up AT THE GRAND JURY. Ken Starr Allowed Clinton to Testify via Closed Circuit TV and Video Tape, as a condition of his appearence.

    Clinton testified by Tape before, he knew Starr would release a REPORT, He knew that more than likely this REPORT would be made PUBLIC by The HOUSE of REPRESENTATIVES. What happened to Clinton's statement to his lawyers to no longer defend the LIE?

    Why is the Clinton Camp still splitting hairs on the legal aspects?

    I'll tell you why. Like Clinton also said, Use every available defense. Clinton knows that the Average Joe 6-Pack won't get it.

    Meanwhile, The AZ Republic, one of their opinion columnists mirrors what I have wrote on this site the past few days, and what I was thinking. Take a look HERE!!!CREDIT: THE AZ REPUBLIC and STEVE WILSON

    There is also another posting of my Thoughts at RIGHT!

    9/15/98

    If you paid attention to the OPENING PAGE, you will have noticed a couple of additions. A new Web Link to "RIGHT!!!" Where I am Head Commentator, and a Graphic and Link to This Weeks WEBSITE Winner.

    Now to Clinton's "POST REPORT PHASE".

  • PHASE 1: ADMIT "I HAVE SINNED!!!!
  • PHASE 2: ASK FOR FORGIVENESS
  • PHASE 3: SURROUND YOURSELF WITH CLERGY AND PLAY THE RELIGION/FORGIVENESS CARD
  • PHASE 4: ANNOUNCE THAT YOU ARE A CHANGED MAN (BEFORE THE NOVEMBER GENERAL ELECTION, OF COARSE)

    Don't believe for a minute the papers saying Clinton has WEATHERED the STORM. The BAR in ARK wants to revoke Clinton's License to practice LAW on ETHICAL GROUNDS.

    A Senator, from Alaska, wants Clinton to pay for the Lewinsky Investigation if he stays in OFFICE.....$4.4 MILLION!!!! And if you've been a regular here, you know I brought this up over a month ago, Clinton Paying Court FEES.

    I reiterate my view of 9/12/98. Clinton WILL NOT RESIGN. Impeachment Hearings will go forward. Impeachment Hearings will result in a TRAIL in the SENATE. The SENATE WILL NOT VOTE 2 to 3 for IMPEACHMENT. BASED on this: The Average Joe 6-Pack still sees this as SEX ONLY.

    However if Starr's other investigations, or Congresses own investigations become at some point included in this, then all bets are OFF, and IMPEACHMENT becomes more likely.

    9/12/98

    I was able to finally view the Starr Report last night, went thru 50% of it then. Looked at more today. Overall I have gone thru 90% of the Report.

    My Conclusions at this point in time is this.

    This Report is ONLY on THE LEWINSKY DEAL. We now live in a time of Jerry Springer, Sally Jesse R. Etc. I believe the SEX will overshadow any transgression of lawbreaking in this instance. And the Idiot based Citizenry will prevail on this point in Congressional Hearings.

    For Clinton to be forced from OFFICE this is what must happen.

    Ken Starr releases another report to Congress within the next 6 months, on FILEGATE, or The Chinese connection in Campaign Contributions with the MISSILE TECHNOLOGY TRANSFER. Until and unless this happens, Clinton will survive. Joe 6-pack will only view it as a Blow Job at work, not enough to impeach. A sad state of awareness by the American Public, but is what I believe is true. What we have here is the Asylum running the country, by Public Officials who know it and know how to twist the facts.

    9/11/98

    The Starr Report is out. And I can't Access it YET!!! Now For me to give an objective commentary on it, I need to read it and think about it. I have a heavy heart about all this. Sure it's good fodder for topics for me to comment on. But if any of you are old enough to remember 1974 and NIXON, knows that this will polarize the American Populace, drive down the Economy and the Stock Market. And will also show to terrorists that at this time we are weak in resolve. Thus opening up the possibilities of terrorist attacks on Americans on foriegn soil, or perhaps terrorist attacks in the Continental U.S. Right NOW it doesn't matter if Clinton survives or not. I will be surprised if not in the next few DAYS or WEEKS We as Americans are attacked abroad or at HOME, because of the perception of WEAKNESS and DISTRACTION by OUR leaders.

    Plus there is NOT any talk of the Russian Economic collapse, and the pending approval of a Communist Prime Minister. ETC. ETC.

    No matter what happens in regards to Clinton, the BIGGEST LOSER is the AMERICAN CITIZENRY. There are no winners in this as the American Public is concerned, No Matter who wins, loses, or a draw. To all who do not remember the summer of 1974, this will be a rude lesson. While the President has actual little control of the economy, scandals like this have an overly high NEGATIVE IMPACT, on the ECONOMY. It's sort of like Football, substitute President for Quarterback, or vice versa. The President gets all the Blame or all the Credit during his "WATCH". Whether he is responsible for it or not.

    Mark my words, this is going to be detrimental to this country of ours, REGARDLESS of the ultimate OUTCOME.

    Once I am able to get the Starr Report, probably off a mirror site later today or tonight. And after I can go thru most of it, and Clinton's posted Rebuttle, I will give my thoughts on it, and what I think should happen and what probably will happen. This could happen early tonight, or as late as Sun night.

    I will not let this interfere with my enjoyment of College and NFL Football. If Matt Drudge can take timeout to play with his "kitty", I can take timeout for my Football.

    Now remember that this Report is made Public on 9/11/98. Think about it 911. Bad Symbology for Clinton.

    9/10/98

    Today I am going to refrain on any comment about Slick Willy. Except for this one comment. I believe it is safe for me to say, that Clinton has apologized more times in the past 2 days than any other President has done in any other 48 hr period. I will comment more when the Ken Starr Report is released. Too many different rumors about it now.

    Now I want to Preface this story as a smoker. I have been a smoker for 20 of my 35 yrs here on this Earth. I haven't called in sick to work for any reason in 1 1/2 yrs. And that was a APT LEASE PROBLEM. Before that, would be close to 5 yrs was a knee problem due to High School sports related injury. Couldn't engage the clutch on my Standard Pick-Up. Back about 9 or 10 yrs ago, I actually got the FLU, And called in sick 1 day. Now even though I am only 35 yrs old. I am one of the oldest at the "Secret Lab". These "youngsters" who work for me, a majority non-smokers, have called in sick MUCH MORE frequently than I. I might also add that I also am a big fan of BEER, and SODA, and PIZZA, and Other unhealthy items. Yet Smoker Dave has the 2nd best attendance at the "Secret Lab". Beaten ONLY by the woman from Denmark who has NEVER CALLED IN SICK!!!

    Here is the News Story from Infobeat:

    *** Sick smokers cost U.S. $73 billion per year - study
    
    SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - It costs almost $73 billion per year to
    treat U.S. smokers for medical problems caused by cigarettes - a
    figure which dwarfs proposed settlements with the tobacco industry,
    according to a study released Wednesday. Health economists at the
    University of California went through published figures for all
    public and private health care spending and determined that cigarette
    smoking accounted for about 11.8% of total U.S. medical expenditures
    in 1993, totaling $72.7 billion. "This is higher than was estimated
    in the past, and we think that we have used better data, and better
    modeling to come up with these higher costs," said report co-author
    Dorothy Rice of the Institute for Health and Aging at the University
    of California-San Francisco.

    A bunch of hogwash in my opinion.