I hardly know where to start! Well here it goes: Accuse Clinton of Sexual Harrassment, or even discuss it, get audited by the IRS. Well since I only make enough to fill out the "SHORT FORM", what the Hell. I also accuse Clinton of sexual harrasment. Why stop here? I also accuse Clinton of LYING UNDER OATH, LYING to the AMERICAN PEOPLE, STEALING FROM THE TAXPAYERS, and possible complicity in MURDER. On the last accusation, that I bring up only because of the NEWS the Liberal Media Reports, It seems to me, that being being a "FRIEND" of Bill Clinton, and about to be a "FORMER FRIEND" of Bill Clinton,,,,, Your Life Expectantcy drops at an alarming rate! Even faster than the planned de-orbiting IRIDIUM Satalites. And this woman accused AL GORE!!! Well here is the story, I'll let you know when the IRS AUDIT Notice shows up, or the Secret Service... HERE!!!

Now this Story, I wonder what the "SECRET EVIDENCE" is. You be the judge. See the STORY HERE!!!2 stories on this item. TWA FLIGHT 800, hundreds of witnesses seeing a "STREAK OF LIGHT" going UP towards the JETLINER. Here is the 1st STORY HERE!!!

Now for the next story on TWA FLIGHT 800, on COAST TO COAST Art Bell's former Show will be a big discussion TONIGHT about this. Here is the Scheduled Guest's Web Site, and it is impressive. HERE!!!

And now this STORY, Clinton is crying that it is "UNFAIR" for him to be undergoing DIS-BARMENT proceedings. Clinton basically says it was "A LITTLE WHITE LIE", doesn't matter that a LAWYER can be DIS-Barred for LIEING UNDER OATH, plus it wasn't, "A LIE", it was a "LITTLE WHITE LIE" to save EMBARASSMENT. AMD DON'T FORGET!!! The Definition of "IS" was in dispute. See the STORY HERE!!!

OK, now for a funny story, not funny to the Victim, but funny in a wierd way nontheless. I don't know how many of you remember the "FISH HEADS" video on MTV when it 1st started out, but here is a new twist. I don't like COD, and I don't like to eat FISH. Those of you who do,,,, consider this STORY HERE!!! FISH HEADS, FISH HEADS, YUM YUM....

Well if you don't hear from me tommorrow, you know the IRS or the SECRET SERVICE has me.

Come and get me!!! You G-MEN!!!! My best Defense is the TOTAL SCOPE of this Website, hosted in Canada to prevent the FEDS from shutting it down easily. I was born at night, but not last night!!!


OK, Here I am, let's get started.

The most simplistic way to compare G.W.Bush and Al Gore TAX Reduction plans is this way. I know from the beginning that ALL of you view this on-line. I assume you all have bought software in the past. Here is the analogy.

GORE PROPOSAL: Can't access a simple CALCULATOR to figure out how much you would save in TAXES under the PLAN, in fact trying to figure out if the "TARGETED TAX CUTS" includes you, means you probably don't get them.

BUSH PROPOSAL: Simple Calculator HERE!!!

Put in another way: You BUY Software, it has a REBATE, this is the Liberal plan, except in this case every option you have to send seperately for rebates, a $2 rebate for this option, a $3 rebate for this option, etc. EACH REBATE SENT IN seperatly, each with a 33 cent stamp, each with demanding info about you to fill out, etc. etc. Just like the Marketers of SOFTWARE. Make it as difficult as possible for the individual to REALIZE the REBATE. Overall the individual will give up saying it's not worth my time. Since the benefit is realized, or assumed to be. This is Al Gore's PROPOSAL

BUSH Proposal: YOU get the REBATE in the CHECKOUT LINE, No Fuss, you save and KEEP YOUR $$$ right then, no hoops or hurdles to jump thru. Doesn't matter if you are judged that you are TOO RICH to recieve the REBATE, YOU GET IT!!! Remember the latest stats are that a FAMILY of 4 making $30,000 a year or more (Combined Income, before TAXES) is considered RICH by Al Gore's TAX PROPOSALS. And also GORE learned by the MARKETERS, that a VERY LARGE % of the people eligible, won't send in the REBATE filled out COMPLETELY CORRECT... See how this works? Most people will give up, especially those most entitled, when roadblocks are put in the way. KINDA FUNNY, since it is the LIBERALS saying the "So Called RICH" conspire at night to keep the POOR,,,,,POOR!!!!


Yes this happened here near me, PE Teachers being STUPID. See the STORY HERE!!!

And YES this story is in AZ too. But look at the MAP, Far AWAY from me. But I have always considered MORMONS a CULT, and this is just a CULT within a CULT. I will probably get Some Flack about these statements at "THE SECRET LAB". But I call it as I see it. See the STORY HERE!!!

What the Hell, I am in enough trouble already with this post. Well who is PRO-ABORTION at any cost, at any point? THE LIBERALS. Who are most fanatical about ANIMAL RIGHTS? THE LIBERALS. Who believes HUMAN LIFE begins at Conception? SMOKER DAVE PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION=MURDER in my eyes. But guess what???? there are more provisions that an UNBORN ANIMAL suffers no pain than an ABORTED HUMAN LIFE. Don't believe me? SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

Now a WARNING about ordering a LATE NIGHT PIZZA with EXTRA SAUCE. See the STORY HERE!!!

And isn't this a damn shame.....A Child Molester Kills himself. I feel TERRIBLE about this. I have some EXTRA BULLETS. I would gladly have let the family of the victims use my extra bullets to gain some livable form of retribution against the perpetrator who VIOLATED a member of theit family. See the STORY HERE!!!


Well an interesting day here in Central Arizona. Not often I am held hostage in a grocery store early Monday morning. Here in the desert, during the summer Monsoon Season, we expect possible heavy rain and lightning in the late afternoon / early evening. Well this morning, we have had heavy rain, no lightning. And for about 20 minutes a torrential DOWNPOUR! Even though my car was only about 15 yrds away from the grocery store, I decided to wait it out.

This is why according to the AlGore Campaign TAX CUTS are risky schemes. Al Gore proposes $42 BILLION to give Health Insurance to 1 MILLION UnInsured CHILDREN for 5 YEARS!!!Sounds Great! Doesn't it? FOR THE CHILDREN!!! Well the "Devil" they say is in the DETAILS. Let's do some simple math. Gore hopes that most of you went to public schools and won't do the math. Well I will do the math for you.

$42,000,000,000 DIVIDED by 1,000,000 CHILDREN EQUALS $42,000 per CHILD, DIVIDED by 60 MONTHS(5 yrs) EQUALS $700 per month per child for HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!

SEEMS A BIT PRICEY to ME!!!! I think even the poorest of Americans can get good Health Insurance for their children cheaper than this. This is the price you / we pay for letting BIG GOV'T take over aspects of our LIVES that we should take care of ourselves. HMMMM..... Should I let the GOV'T take care of my child's Health Insurance, and pay $700 a month, or can I get a better policy on my own? Well folks you are not going to see an argument from the parents of those whose children are UNINSURED, because these parents don't pay TAXES. They don't care what it costs those of us who PAY TAXES.

Now here is a good one. Clinton is in NIGERIA, gives a SPEECH about SEXUAL RESPONSIBILTY to halt the spread of AIDS in Africa.....Ain't that a HOOT!!!????

Now for some Stories of the Day.

Underground MEAT EATING PLANT FOUND in Florida. I wonder how PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), and the ENVIRONMENTALISTS will react. KILL THEM or SAVE THEM? A quandry for the Liberals don't you think? See the STORY HERE!!!

Remember last weeks, or maybe the week before, the stories about MALES on a female Softball Team here in Arizona, and my comments about what comes around goes around? Well here is a Story about a FEMALE FOOTBALL Player having trouble being accepted. See the STORY HERE!!!

Do you think the DISABLED are taking things toofar? Pretty Soon they will start suing TV NETWORKS because they cannot SEE the Program on the TV. Well here is the latest, Disable suing to close the MIAMI DOLPHINS STADIUM before their 1st regular Season NFL GAME. See the STORY HERE!!!

Warning about this following story, R Rated. I don't know what this guy was thinking, but it's a Hell of a way to say "NUTS" to the police. Or maybe it's a Stupid Human Trick. All I can say is you must be a few rocks short to try to chop off 2 nuts. See the STORY HERE!!!

Now for a "WHERE'S GEORGE" UPDATE. This is where I stamp on the $ I spend the "WHERE'S GEORGE" Website. There are currently almost 395,000 registered users. I am ranked pretty high. Here are the #'s

You have entered 2,086 Bills

You have 222 bills with hits.

You have 240 total hits.

Your hit rate is 10.64%.

Your George Score is 825.

Your rank is #248, out of 394,650 users.

I have a long day tommorrow, so the next update will be short, But there WILL be an update!


Sorry for the lack of updates this week, an unplanned interruption.

I must first say good-bye, and good luck/success to a valued employee of "The Secret Lab". Tim O. we will miss you, and if things don't work out, you are one of the few who would be welcomed back. Stop by from time to time and visit your old co-workers. Your work ethic, and quality of work, pride in doing the job right is a credit to you. I always had confidence in you, and you never disappinted me. And Remember, I don't give High Praise to someone who doesn't DESERVE IT. As Spock would say in Star Trek,,, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!

Well it's been a long week for me, not because of work for the most part, but because of other obligations I had. So I will leave you with the following NEWS STORIES.

Who's a LOSER? Well this story gives you a link to a Website, that lists entered LOSERS. Surprisingly I am not LISTED! You would think that nearly all "BOSSES" would be listed there by at least one idiot disgruntled employee, but obviously not yet, actually I am a bit disapointed I am not there. Anyway, here is the STORY HERE!!!

Here is another take on what the Entering College Freshmen view the world, if you are over 30 yrs old, this might explain some of the viewpoints of the next generation. See the STORY HERE!!!

Remember my advice not to FLY on AIRLINES that had recent trouble? Well yesterday a Continental Jet nearly landed on the WRONG RUNWAY. AND now a Continental Plane does 360's when LANDING. See the STORY HERE!!!

Most of you know by now that I DO NOT SUPPORT funding of OUR TAX $$$ to the ARTS since it ha sunk to depravity. Well at LEAST it is not US TAX PAYERS paying for this,,,, THE PENIS MUSEUM. This STORY is actually PG RATED. See the STORY HERE!!!

A Weekend update is possible, but no promises. I have 1 more week of 40 hr + work weeks this year, before I have every Monday night Off thru Mid January. This is what I can do with over 400 hrs of time off available, that I have to bring down to 160 hrs by JUNE. This means, for the 1st time in over a decade, I can have BEER during MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!. Plus time to search for a NEW, "ARMED COMPOUND" for SMOKER DAVE, owned by Smoker Dave, not Renting.


FIRST of all, my apologies. Somehow the file wasn't updated on Monday. The Posting of that file follows today's Update. Also I had a long meeting after work yesterday, which prevented me from fixing it. I did get all your Emails though.

I had a TON of email to go thru today, so here are some NEWS STORIES

For the 3RD TIME Janet Reno has decided against appointing a "Special Prosecutor" on Al Gore's Fund Raising Activities in 1996. Even though she raves about the skills and honesty of the latest in a STRING of Sub-Ordinates who have called for a "Special Prosecutor". Does POLITICS PLAY INTO THIS???? Nah!!! Remember this will be, THE MOST ETHICAL ADMINISTRATION IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY". Quote of Bill Clinton, 01/1992. See the STORY HERE!!!

Remember the story last month, Hillary Clinton accused of calling Bill's campaign manager a F______ J__ Bas___ ? Well he passed a polygraph test, and wants Hillary to be elected..... I guess he supports LIBERALS no matter what,,,, even if they call HIM a LIAR. See the STORY HERE!!!

Now you all probably know the dispute between Gore and Bush over the Condition of the Military. This article is now 2 yrs old, and things haven't gotten better. It is Called, "NAME THAT COUNTRY" HERE!!!

Oh sure we look preety good compared to Russia, who couldn't open a submarine hatch in 5 days, that Norway's Troops opened in hours. How many of you remember the fact that Russia is MISSING 100 suitcase size Nuclear Weapons? I had the STORIES HERE in the past. Well the latest NEWS is that the PLO has 3 of them. That makes the Isreali / PLO Peace Talks snafu over Jerusalem much more complicated,,,,DON'T YOU THINK????

A side note: Well the "Valley Of The Sun", Phoenix, AZ. More specifically the EAST VALLEY including Mesa, AZ. Is a HOT SPOT of UFO activity once again. The past couple of months there have been thousands of sightings and many video tapes made. Been on the LOCAL NEWS as well. The latest is what is called "Bubba". A name given to one of the reoccuring UFO's in Gulf Breeze, FL. in the 1980's and it's resemblance to it here. Tonight on the 9PM NEWS on Channel 10 (FOX) in Phoenix will have a special report on it, again.

See you tommorrow!!!


Al Gore Acceptance Speech: Sticks his tongue down his wife's throat... Did This need to be done in Public? Maybe so,,, to distance himself from Slick Willy. But WHY did the BOY SCOUTS get BOOED at the start of the night? Is it because it didn't Feature two Gay Boy Scouts swapping spit? The signs at the Democratic Convention displayed the message, "We Support GAY BOY SCOUTS!!!".

Let me see, Al Gore in his Speech continually used "Victims" and other pessimistic views of America Today. That despite these good economic times, people are suffering and dying by the millions is because we are a country of "Meanness". The POWERFULL conspire to hold everyone else down. DEFINITION of Powerfull People is any family of 4 making over $30,000 a year, or anyone who owns stock on their own, or are enrolled in a company's Retirement Plan. The Powerfull are those who DON'T rely on SOCIAL SECURITY for their total Retirement Income, those who are self-sufficient and don't need the Gov't help, or refuse the help, saying "I CAN DO IT MYSELF". Al Gore and his minions want all of us to be DEPENDANT on the GLORIFIED big Gov't for our very sustinance, and existance. To BOW down to the ALMIGHTY BENEVOLENT GOV'T, and give it PRAISE AND WORSHIP.

Well I bet the Sailors on the Russian Sub were not Praying to the Russian Gov't. Like the OLD SAYING, "there are no Atheists in foxholes", there are also no BIG GOV't LIBERALS in Foxholes....Because they get to leave EARLY in LIMO'S, being POWERFULL, while putting on a false face as defenders of the PEOPLE.

In Al Gore's Acceptance Speech, he declared WAR against me, because I worked hard to get where I am, I make over $30,000 a year, and I am still single. By the Liberals and Al Gore, I AM STEALING $$$$ from others, because I won LIFE'S Lottery, being educated and working hard to get to where I am. Well Gasoline AL, I DID IT ON MY OWN. WITHOUT help from you or the FEDERAL Gov't. I moved from Northern NY to Arizona, a 3 day Bus Ride on a Greyhound Bus. With 2 suitcases and $100. I made it here on my own. So I am Public Enemy #1????? Only because I have done well by my own means without the Govt's HELP???? TIME FOR CHANGE FOLKS!!! This Country was not founded for the GOVT to PROVIDE you a LIFE. This COUNTRY was FOUNDED to provide a place to MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE!!! Don't condemn the RICH, remember RICH is defined as a FAMILY of 4 making $30,000 or more per year.

NOW Let's get to the NEWS

This one is kinda funny, AlGore wants to ban gas powered Engines, i.e. CARS, because they pollute and destroy the ENVIRONMENT. This happened just before the DNC convention, the Liberal Media managed to keep it quite until now. Al Gore's Son caught zipping down the highway at nearly 100 MPH!!! See the Story HERE!!!

Don't get too "Frisky" in those "PHOTO BOOTHS" at Fairs or Amusement Parks. See the Story HERE!!!

What a Difference 100 yrs Makes. Here is an article that describes some of the changes in everyday life from 1900. See the STORY HERE!!!

NO HAND, NO $$$. Bummer!!!! INSURANCE SCAM GONE WRONG. If you plan on CHOPPING OFF a part of your body for INSURANCE $$$, you better have a better plan than this!!! See the STORY HERE!!!

Until Tommorrow, I bid you well, the POWERFULL, even those on FOOD STAMPS can qualify as POWERFULL, the Hated Enemies of the LIBERALS. It makes me feel GOOD that even though I live in a 400 sq. ft. Studio Apt. I AM FILTHY RICH!!! When I am totally CONVINCED of this, when I drive home from work, I will throw out DIMES to the masses less fortunate than I like Rockefeller did.

I am just "PRETENDING" to believe Al Gore, and the LIBERALS. I have to give Al Gore Credit though, this INTERNET thing HE INVENTED is GREAT!!!!


I wish I could post more than I am, but the last 3 days here, at least Dial-Up Connections to the 'Net are SLOW!!!! Pages that loaded in seconds, now take minutes. I checked my openining page today, usually takes 30 to 40 seconds to load. Today over 3 minutes, and same for most other pages. Thus my usual search for NEWS etc. takes much longer.

Now my impressions of the Democratic Convention. What is their Message? Possibly trying every other word or phrase to Define themselves, except the one that does, LIBERAL. They are taking credit for the booming Economy, but then Bill Bradley gives a Speech that basically said 8 yrs ago there were 20 million Americans without HEALTH INSURANCE. And Today, quoting Bradley, "There are 44 Million Americans without HEALTH INSURANCE..." Well obviously Clinton/Gore couldn't solve the problem, and it more than doubled during THEIR WATCH, during Prosperous Times. Another thing, the Speakers keep talking about Al Gore's Character, as a MAJOR PLUS. Just 4 years ago, these same people said Character DIDN'T MATTER. And Al Gore's daughter Speaking last night. Remembering when her DADDY served her buttered TOAST for Breakfast when she was growing up. I bet the fact that a less than balanced Meal, and the word TOAST associated with Al Gore is not what they Democrats expected.

Al Gore's former College Roommate, Tommy Lee Jones, also spoke last night. Talked about how he and Al used to go shooting at cans, to see who could hit one the farthest away. Also about going 'Coon Hunting. This flies in the face of what I was able to learn what part of Al Gore's Speech tonight will be about.... ATTACKING THE NRA.

From what I can see, this Convention, trying to put forth one Face, one Identity, compared to their last Convention in 1996, and even Day to Day in this Convention. Has only done one thing. The Democratic Party is suffering from Serious Mental Illness. Multiple personalities. Can you say "Cybil?". Look at Lieberman, he has done Olympic Grade backflips from what he said he believed in as a Senator. The only thing that could more convincing of this, is: If Lieberman converts from being a Orthodox Jew, to Buddist. (In order to be able to raise more $$$ for the Election). After all, everyone is watching the Chinesse Connection to closely right now. Nobody belives Buddist Monks would Launch Missiles at us.

Now for the little bit of NEWS I was able to find for you today.

Think back,,, remeber when the feminists were fighting for Equal Rights in EVERYTHING in the 1970's and 80's? Girls allowed on Wrestling Teams, Football Teams, ETC.? Because there were no Girl Sport Teams in that Sport? Well what happens when the REVERSE is TRUE? See the STORY HERE!!!

And now this story. Blows my mind. Being OPTIMISTIC can DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH. I guess when you wake up, and say to yourself, "Today will be a GOOD Day" is a bad attitude...... I guess it is setting yourself up for Failure, because if the Day isn't Perfect, you will suffer a LOSS of self Esteem, and the downward spiral to despair begins..... WHAT AM I SAYING!!! Good Grief!!! See what happens when you Hear LIBERALS on TV for a week????? They POISON YOUR MIND. Because who else could SAVE you from this? ONLY an ALL POWERFULL FEDERAL GOV'T to tend to all your needs. I SAY SCREW THAT!!! Well here is the STORY!!!



Well last night at the Democratic Convention we had Jesse Jackson, apparently giving his own version of Ebonics, or at best, incorrect grammar, in his "Speech". Either way, I bet his English Teachers are turning over in their graves. We was accurate in one point. If elected Bush would give $$$ back to those who PAID IT, (The supposed SURPLUS), Thwarting the "Distribution of Wealth"....

"Distribution of Wealth", is defined by the Democrats and Liberals as: Those who WORK and have Ambition for their own , "PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS", ARE MANDATED BY FEDERAL LAW to let slackers, and the UNAMBITIOUS reap the same lifestyle as those driven to succeed.

Take a look at your next PAYSTUB, if you actually WORK. Do you see 15, 20, 30% or more MISSING? Compare your NET PAY. To your GROSS PAY. When you take into account all the Federal and State programs, NEARLY 1/2 of AMERICANS don't PAY INCOME TAXES in the end, i.e. the benefits recieved are more than they pay in TAXES. What Jesse Jackson was advocating, AGAIN, is outright SOCIALISM. The TAX BREAK? According to the Democrats and Liberals, will only go to the RICH. Definition of RICH by the Democrats and Liberals? ANYONE who makes $25,000 a year or MORE. I bet alot of you didn't consider yourslf RICH. Can you believe it? I live in a 400' sq. ft. Studio Apt. In a bad part of Town, and I am considered RICH!!! Well HOT DAMN!!! I will celebrate this fact with a Fancy High Price Meal of Red Baron's Frozen Pizza! Might just as well Spluge since I am Filthy RICH!!!

Tonight at the Democratic Convention is LIEBERMAN NIGHT. Maybe he will tell us who AL GORE, version 12.0 IS. Hmmm, I wonder if Al needs to know what the Definition of IS, is... After all he spent the past 8 years learning from Slick Willy. I think it was a Special Class. Where I went to school, it was called, "SPECIAL ED."

I have ONE Story for you today, but it is a good one. I call it, "STUPID COP PRANKS". Now before you read this story, remember this. If we, the general Public did something like this, we would be CONVICTED as a SEX OFFENDER, and at the least, be under LIFETIME PROBATION, and your neighbors notified that You have been convicted of a SEX CRIME.

See the STORY HERE!!!

Until Tommorrow!!! At least I will sleep better knowing I am FILTHY RICH......



Well from Bill's Speech, I suppose I should also thank him for making sure the SUN rises in the East EVERY DAY!

Let me start with some refutes to his speech, and end with ONE concession.

ARE YOU BETTER OFF THAN 8 YEARS AGO? Most of could ANSWER YES to that Question. As people get older and More Experienced in the workplace, the REAL WORLD that Clinton has NEVER LIVED IN. People with ANY aptitude will move up the ladder wherever they are, EXCEPT MAYBE in UNIONS, which ARE SOCIALIST in Nature. OUR Military is not better off than 8 yrs ago. OUR NATIONAL SECURITY is NOT better off than 8 yrs ago, why else did CHINA leap 20 yrs in technology for Nuclear Weapons and LAUNCH VEHICALS that can NOW hit most of the USA? (Clinton needed re-election $$$ in 1996). Why is Former President Bush's Tax increase, (Granted he did say "NO NEW TAXES, READ MY LIPS") put us in the so-called WORST ECONOMY in 50 yrs, While Clinton's Tax increases in 1993 propelled us to the biggest Economic Boom in this Country's History? Because Clinton Inherited an Economy ready to burst forth, and he Inherited an excellent Military Machine. Which he used both to his advantage. Federal Gov't HAS Grown, and so has it's BUDGET. Federal Regulations have increased. More POWER to the Federal Gov't Less and Less for the STATES and Local Gov't. THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is LESS RESPECTED than 8 yrs ago.

Here is the ONE thing I could give Clinton Credit for. The Lowest Pregnantcy Rate amoung Teenagers in 60 yrs. Clinton brought the idea that Oral Sex, isn't really sex, and put "penis" on Network TV NEWS. I am fair, I GIVE CREDIT WHEN CREDIT IS DUE.

Now to Hillary, I guess NEW YORKERS should elect her to the SENATE, because "She is for the CHILDREN". Silly me, I thought nearly all women, and men also, were for THE CHILDREN. Especially in these good economic times. But I guess there are Millions of children abandoned, negleted, from all of us prosperous Adults. Needing that newest computer to get on the INTERNET, so what if the kids don't eat for a week..... Opps, that CAN'T BE, since AL GORE INVENTED THE INTERNET. I could go on and on, but I think that is enough.


This Story from "THE ARIZONA REPUBLIC" E.J. Montini, with Whom I RARELY AGREE WITH, I agree with today. It's about ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION, and the IMMAGRANTS SUING homeowners in the USA. See the STORY HERE!!!

An UPDATE to Yesterdays "FINGERFOOD / POPCORN / Cannibalism" Stories. I don't know if BRAZIL IMPORTS POPCORN from SEATTLE or if someone is making a STEW out of it to serve to unsuspecting neighbors. But if they do, or anywhere where SEATTLE popcorn might be shipped to. I hate to be graphic, but if you see a THUMBNAIL floating in the STEW like a BAYLEAF, Don't EAT THE STEW!. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A "UT", Unidentified Thumb. See the STORY HERE!!!

Now this ongoing story, I had hoped yesterday that it would have ended on a positive note. I probably should first mention, that while I oppose certain Nations, it is to their Heads of Gov't Policy I oppose, not to the individual. I feel badly for the Crew of the Russian Submarine Kursk. Slowly suffacating and freezing 2 Football Fields below the surface of the Ocean in the Artic, with hours or days, awaiting almost certain DEATH, is a TERRIBLE FATE. I hope and pray a dramatic rescue lies in the hours ahead, whatever the means. No-one deserves to die like this. See the STORY HERE!!!

See you Tommorrow!!!


Hope you all had a Great Weekend!!! I had a good one myself. The AZ. Cardinals actually looked pretty good in their Victory over the Seattle Seahawks Saturday Night in Pre-Season NFL Football. Yesterday was my Mom's annual 29th Birthday, even though I am 37. Speaking of age, Saturday Night at the Football Game, I had to show PROOF of AGE to buy a BEER, while this "kid" next to me didn't, I thought he was maybe 18 or so. Sort of weird that the BEER Servers thought I was underage compared to the "kid" next to me. Must be the anti-aging qualities of smoking showing, never mind the greys in my hair.

Well let me see.... do you remember a month or so ago, the HEAT Bush took when he said he might consult his father in certain situations if he were elected President? The Media labeled him "Daddy's Boy". Now Gore trying his best to distance himself from Clinton, notably by picking Lieberman as his running mate, NOW SAYS he would consult with Clinton on certain Issues. Well GORE is having trouble solidifing the DEMOCRATIC BASE, so he is trying another remake of himself. See the STORY HERE!!!

Did you see Lieberman on "Meet The Press" yesterday? A conservative GOLDMINE for Election ads. I think the most Entertaining and contentious Debate would be between GORE and LIEBERMAN!!! The Democrats seem to be already acknowledging that they will lose in Nov. As from what I've been hearing the Delegates are already discussing who will try for the nomination in 2004, and GORE is not on the list, AND GORE isn't even at the Convention yet, in FACT the Convention doesn't even start until Tonight!

Plus the Democrats, between Speeches will play the song "MAMDO #5", of coarse the lyrics will be changed, but everyone will remember, "A little bit of Monica on the side....".

Should be an Entertaining Week. I wonder if Larry Flynt of "HUSTLER" will be there....guess not since the Democrats have BLACKLISTED the Fundraiser at the Playboy Mansion and removed Sanchez's Speaking opportunity at the Convention. The Democrats WILL NOT however return the 6 figure DONATION from Hugh Hefner. Remember the Democrats are a Party of Inclusiveness. i.e. We don't like you, but we will accept your $$$$. (But actually WE need to pretend WE don't like you until after the ELECTION, then you can use the Lincoln Bedroom to your hearts desire, for a small donation of .....)

The next 2 1/2 months should be very entertaining.

Now let's get to the NEWS.

Here is a story showing the extremes of Political Correctness and seperation of Church and State. Imagin being away at summer camp, around a nightime campire, singing campfire songs. Well don't try "Kum Ba Yah". Because it has "LORD" in it. See the STORY HERE!!!

OK I admit to having a couple of cans of SPAM as part of my Y2K supply, But this guy should be examined for the LOVE of SPAM. Eating SPAM as a major part of your diet? See the STORY HERE!!!

Let's stay on food items. Here is an article on FINGERFOODS in POPCORN from Brazil. Uh Oh, Am I going to upset the Brazillian Hackers again? Oh well here it is. I hope at least it had EXTRA BUTTER on it... See the STORY HERE!!!

How about going Cannibalistic? Want some "Kelly Conway Stew"? I think I would rather have SPAM. See the STORY HERE!!!

Now this story I bet has Movie producers drooling, an accidental emergency landing of a plane on a moving flatbed truck. See the STORY HERE!!!

Leaving your Job? Do it on GOOD TERMS. Don't Burn your bridges. You never know what the future may bring. I can say this personally. There are many former employees at "The Secret Lab" I would welcome back. Proof is evident. But there are some, who in their haste, decided to vocalize their displeasure of the Company. What did that Temporary Satisfaction buy them? Not much, just a guarrenty of not being re-hired in the future by that Company. Ahem... See the Story HERE!!!

See you Tommorrow!!! 3 more weeks until I have Monday Nights off from work thru mid-January!!! AH!!! 3 night work week! Time to search for a NEW ARMED COMPOUND that I own, plus MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!


At last another weekend, however I had a good week at "The Secret Lab" only 1/2 hr of OT, The EVIL LAB EQUIPMENT, now behaving like a child going thru the "Terrible Two's", which is a VAST Improvement. Staffing levels now going up, I'm nearly fully staffed!!!! What a change, Equipment working, Staff levels improving. AND starting next week our sister "SECRET LAB" in Texas, near Dallas starts to bleed away some of our Volume of testing. Life is Good right now for me at work. I can ACTUALLY SUPERVISE my Techs for part of the shift. And overall I have good techs working for me.

The "Secret Lab Football Pool" is now being distributed. Pick the entire season winners week by week before the 1st Game of the NFL Season.

Now for some NEWS.

Employees at "THE WHITE HOUSE" are reprimanded for downloading PORN. Where I work you would be FIRED, but I guess SLICK WILLY has also been caught, since MOTHER -IN -LAW is staying at "THE WHITE HOUSE" while HILLARY is away in NY. I bet Bill moved from Phone SEX (with Monica) to On-Line SEX Chat Rooms. Well anyways, SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

And now while Democratic Supporters wish Bill would SHUT-UP before the CONVENTION, BILL insists on making NEWS. ANOTHER APOLOGY, bringing up Monica once again, overshadowing GORE'S attempts of Headline News before the Convention. See the STORY HERE!!!

And now there is a blistering attack on a fellow Democrat, who was going to raise a LOT of $$$$ for the DEMOCRATS. But now is PUBLIC ENEMY #1 in the PARTY. All because SHE was having the Fundraiser at "THE PLAYBOY MANSION". The Democrats NEVER let this bother them before, Hell, They even ACCEPTED RED CHINESSE $$$$ for some nuclear secrets and technology in the last General Election. And Don't Forget the "Buddist Monks"!!! See the STORY HERE!!!

It is the WEEKEND!!!! I will update again Monday or earlier.


Don't believe the Mainstream Media is Liberal? Well I admit you could maintain that belief if a late night TV Show showed a picture of Al Gore with a superimposed graphic stating, "SNIPERS WANTED". I believe that is INCITING an assassination of a Presidential Candidate. Now remember this Show is taped HOURS in advance of broadcast, giving time for the Executives and Lawyers to preview it and remove anything that they could be sued for or be LIABLE for. Well it wasn't Al Gore pictured with that caption, it was G.W. Bush. See the STORY HERE!!!

All this week Gore-Lieberman are using the words/terms of "GOD, and Religion" more often then CBN, (Christian Broadcasting Company). What happened to all the LIBERALS demanding a separation of Church and State? The ACLU, etc?? Is it OK to be a LIBERAL and Religious, but NOT OK to be Conservative and Religious???? I guess this is why Montana's Governor can call for PRAYER to end the Wild-Fires burning up their State without accusations and demands that he resign for bringing "GOD" into State Government. See the STORY HERE!!!

A warning to the following story. Remember John Bobbit? Well this story is about a circumcision gone wrong, to put it mildly. See the STORY, you were Warned, HERE!!!

Until tomorrow.....


Today I have STORIES that happened in the recent past, and now have happened again. This 1st STORY I couldn't get an on-line story to post, but I have a similar story. Originally about 3 or 4 months ago I told you all about the guy in the PHOENIX, AZ. area who commited SUICIDE by DIVING HEAD FIRST into a commercial WOOD CHIPPER. Witnesses said he went thru in about 1 second. Hey if your going to take this route, do it HEAD FIRST in case the CHIPPER JAMS. Well this guy didn't go thru as quick, but he had his reasons. He just proposed to his girlfriend, and in some bizzare romantic celebration, took her to his work place. The reason he chose to go FEET FIRST into the WOOD CHIPPER was so he could drag his fiance with him. Didn't work out, barely, he got chopped up, she will recover. See the STORY HERE!!! Must be the HEAT here that put him over the edge.

Now this STORY is to work place LUNCH THEIVES. I however have few alternatives since I only bring Diet Cokes to work. I would like to know how to "doctor" them, as my sodas get stolen from my bag, as others have their lunches eaten by others. I do have to admit in college, when someone was stealing my Instant Coffee, I waited until the suspected individual had to pull an "All Nighter". Then I replaced my stock of Instant Coffee with a jar LACED by nearly 50% of EX-LAX. My revenge was a success. I also had a roomate whose Tuna Fish was also stolen on a regular basis, by the same individual I might add,,,, Well he replaced the TUNA FISH with CAT FOOD. This was not successful, as the individual happily ate all of it with no ill effects or complaints. But READ THE STORY HERE!!!

Now to the political scene. I waited a day to see this in the mainstream NEWS, hasn't happened. CONGRESSMAN ACCUSES JANET RENO OF TREASON, and other things. Not a WORD on TV or in the NEWSPAPERS. So I will give you the NEWS from one of the VERY few sources that dared to post it. See the STORY HERE!!!



Wouldn't you know it. I welcome back a co-worker back after being off for 8 weeks for OPEN HEART SURGERY, L.C. and she's only 25 yrs old. I get a phone call from my best friend. He's at the HOSPITAL, He's younger than me by a year, 36. BLOOD CLOTS in his leg, diagnosed with Right calf thrombophlebitis. DAMN!!! I feel as if I am in a Game of Russian Roulette, so far nothing on me, but the odds are increasing against my favor. As I asked in the past for well wishes and positive thoughts and energy towards my co-worker L.C. before and after her Open Heart Surgery, I ask the same for my best friend since 8th grade. And I thank you all for it.

Obviously I am short for time because of this latest News on the Home Front. So this update will be brief.


Seafood is the biggest cause of Food Poisoning in the U.S. Makes me feel a little better, since I don't like Sea Food and I don't eat it. See the STORY HERE!!!

We all knew this had to happen eventually, another LAWSUIT involving McDonalds and HOT COFFEE. This has a NEW TWIST to it. It also involves, "The Americans With Disabilities Act". My guess is the customer can sue the Employee and McDonalds, The Employee can sue McDonalds for inadequete supplies to do the job correctly and safely. And McDonalds can sue the Federal Gov't for being FORCED to HIRE people with Disabilities that leaves them open to LAWSUITS. And I am sure there are other avenues for Lawsuits on this. See the STORY HERE!!!

I think I may have posted this before, if I did, doesn't matter, still revelant.

Subject: Gun Control

You're sound asleep when you hear a thump outside your bedroom door. At least two people have broken into your house and are moving your way. With your heart pumping, you reach down beside your bed and pick up your shotgun. You rack a shell into the chamber, then inch toward the door and open it. In the darkness, you make out two shadows. One holds a weapon--it looks like a crowbar.

When the intruder brandishes it as if to strike, you raise the shotgun and fire. The blast knocks both thugs to the floor. One writhes and screams while the second man crawls to the front door and lurches outside. As you pick up the telephone to call police, you know you're in trouble.

In your country, most guns were outlawed years before, and the few that are privately owned are so stringently regulated as to make them useless. Yours was never registered. Police arrive and inform you that the second burglar has died. They arrest you for First Degree Murder and Illegal Possession of a Firearm. When yutalk to your attorney, he tells you not to worry: authorities will probably plea the case down to manslaughter. "What kind of sentence will I get?" you ask. "Only ten-to-twelve years," he replies, as if that's nothing. "Behave yourself, and you'll be out in seven." The next day, the shooting is the lead story in the local newspaper. Somehow, you're portrayed as an eccentric vigilante while the two men you shot are represented as choir boys. Their friends and relatives can't find an unkind word to say about them. Buried deep down in the article, authorities acknowledge that both "victims" have been arrested numerous times. But the next day's headline says it all: "Lovable Rogue Son Didn't Deserve to Die." The thieves have been transformed from career criminals into Robin Hood-type pranksters. As the days wear on, the story takes wings. The national media picks it up, then the international media. The surviving burglar has become a folk hero. Your attorney says the thief is preparing to sue you, and he'll probably win. The media publishes reports that your home has been burglarized several times in the past and that you've been critical of local police for their lack of effort in apprehending the suspects. After the last break-in, you told your neighbor that you would be prepared next time. The District Attorney uses this to allege that you were lying in wait for the burglars. A few months later, you go to trial. The charges haven't been reduced, as your lawyer had so confidently predicted. When you take the stand, your anger at the injustice of it all works against you. Prosecutors paint a picture of you as a mean, vengeful man. It doesn't take long for the jury to convict you of all charges. The judge sentences you to life in prison.

This case really happened. On August 22, 1999, Tony Martin of Emneth, Norfolk, England, killed one burglar and wounded a second. In April 2000, he was convicted and is now serving a life term. How did it become a crime to defend one's own life in the once-great British Empire?

It started with the Pistols Act of 1903. This seemingly reasonable law forbade selling pistols to minors or felons and established that handgun sales were to be made only to those who had a license. The Firearms Act of 1920 expanded licensing to include not only handguns but all firearms except shotguns. Later laws passed in 1953 and 1967 outlawed the carrying of any weapon by private citizens and mandated the registration of all shotguns. Momentum for total handgun confiscation began in earnest after the Hungerford mass shooting in 1987. Michael Ryan, a mentally disturbed man with a Kalashnikov rifle, walked down the streets shooting everyone he saw. When the smoke cleared, 17 people were dead. The British public, already de-sensitized by eighty years of "gun control", demanded even tougher restrictions. (The seizure of all privately owned handguns was the objective even though Ryan used a rifle.) Nine years later, at Dunblane, Scotland, Thomas Hamilton used a semi-automatic weapon to murder 16 children and a teacher at a public school. For many years, the media had portrayed all gun owners as mentally unstable, or worse, criminals. Now the press had a real kook with which to beat up law-abiding gun owners. Day after day, week after week, the media gave up all pretense of objectivity and demanded a total ban on all handguns. The Dunblane Inquiry, a few months later, sealed the fate of the few sidearms still owned by private citizens. During the years in which the British government incrementally took away most gun rights, the notion that a citizen had the right to armed self-defense came to be seen as vigilantism. Authorities refused to grant gun licenses to people who were threatened, claiming that self-defense was no longer considered a reason to own a gun. Citizens who shot burglars or robbers or rapists were charged while the real criminals were released. Indeed, after the Martin shooting, a police spokesman was quoted as saying, "We cannot have people take the law into their own hands." All of Marin's neighbors had been robbed numerous times, and several elderly people were severely injured in beatings by young thugs who had no fear of the consequences. Martin himself, a collector of antiques, had seen most of his collection trashed or stolen by burglars. When the Dunblane Inquiry ended, citizens who owned handguns were given three months to turn them over to local authorities. Being good British subjects, most people obeyed the law. The few who didn't were visited by police and threatened with ten-year prison sentences if they didn't comply. Police later bragged that they'd taken nearly 200,000 handguns from private citizens. How did the authorities know who had handguns?

The guns had been registered and licensed. Kind of like cars. Sound familiar?


"OH SAY CAN YOU SEE..." The Writing on the WALL???? Don't let it end with, "O'er the Land of THE ONCE FREE!!!!". "And the HOME of the ONCE BRAVE......"

WE need to be VIGALENT to keep OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS!!!! Wether by your own choice you exercise none, few, most, or ALL of your RIGHTS, YOU need to defend these RIGHTS NOW!!!! If we are to have any hope of exercising these GOD Given Rights in the future. Don't forsake or become Complacent on OUR RIGHTS as INDIVIDUALS. This is what made This COUNTRY GREAT, the dreams of people who want POWER over the Individual is greater than the Individual, but a PEOPLE UNITED as this COUNTRY was founded, as long as the PEOPLE are UNITED to INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM and RIGHTS, the power hungry WILL NOT SUCCEED. But a PEOPLE DIVIDED, Complacent, or lack of diligence, will put people power hungry in positions of Leadership, usurping OUR RIGHTS as the Populace SLEEPS.



Well I had a very good weekend, hope you did also. Saturday night I went to the opening Pre-Season Football Game, Cardinals vs Broncos. Well the 1st 5 minutes were great. The Cards need to work on the remaining 55 minutes of the Game.

Well AL GORE has chosen his running mate. Senator Joseph Lieberman. Guess GORE needs an ETHICAL "GRAVITAS" running mate. No matter his voting record. Which is opposite to AL GORE's supposed views and values. Lieberman voted AGAINST raising the minumum wage. Lieberman voted FOR WELFARE REFORM years before Clinton finally signed it. Lieberman is FOR SCHOOL VOUCHERS, Gore is AGAINST. Lieberman is an Orthodox Jew. In worship they seperate Men from the Women. I bet NOW, (National Organisation for Women) are happy about THAT!!! And now who does Yassar Arafat support? Can't be Republican, because they have always supported Isreal. Now Yassar sees from both Bill and Hillary the threat of moving the US Embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. A slap in the Face to Palestinians. And now Al Gore's running mate is an Orthodox Jew. This pick by Gore is an attempt to distance himself from Clinton's Ethics. He chose the most vocal detractor from the Democratic Senator Club about Clinton's tryst with Monica Lewinski. Plus this is also a hope for Hillary to get the NYS Senator Seat, to offset her past of embracing Yassar's wife, and calling for a Palestinian State. There is NO WAY she can win the Seat w/o NYC Jewish population voting for her, where she is losing badly. The DNC Convention next week should be very interesting to watch.

How about some NEWS STORIES?

Bill Clinton is "HURT" by the attacks on his wife....HERE!!!

Al Gore's VP HERE!!!

Now you all know I do EVERYTHING I CAN to upset PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals). Do you agree with me, that most of this group are Extreme Left Wing Liberals? I bet you do. And I bet you believe the Party of Choice by Liberals in general is the Democratic Party. Now let me throw this in. What Party is viewed as Multi-Cultural? I believe the Politically Correct Answer is "The Democrats". Well worldwide, Cultures do things even the Democrats, PETA, can't stand. You have to read this STORY HERE!!!

Now to the extreme of "Political Correctness". NOT FAIR TO KEEP SCORE IN SPORTING EVENTS!!!! After all, the team that loses will suffer loss of self esteem..... See the STORY HERE!!!

A FUNGUS 2,400 yrs old, covering over 2,200 acres!!!???? Must be Mother Earth's equivalent to Athletes Foot!!! See the STORY HERE!!!

Note to NASA Employees: Pissing on the Launch Pad is a NO-No. See the STORY HERE!!!

One final note: From what has happened the past week, and the emails I have Recieved, it appears the crusaders of GOOD ( LAB TECHS ) are winning the WAR against the EVIL LAB EQUIPMENT. Beating the Equipment into submission probably played a major role....



I wanted to be able to post this yesterday, but was unable due to the backlog of what I wanted to get out, and my Internet Connection was still slow. Well My Internet Connection is still slow, but better. Here is the most IMPORTANT STORY. Now you all know the bad spin on Dick Cheney as G.W. Bush's VP by the LIBERALS....Top of the list is his vote AGAINST the Bill in Congress for Freeing Nelson Mandela. Which is totally out of context to what WAS IN THE REST OF THE BILL!! You need to read THIS WHOLE ARTICLE, realize CLINTON was campaigning for a DEMOCRAT who VOTED the same way, just this past MONDAY!!! SEE the STORY HERE!!!

You gotta LUV THIS!!! Ted Nugent comes across a group of Anti-Fur People, which in my own opinion are in the same boat as Animal Rights Activists like PETA. Well the Anti-Fur People LOST, 1 went to JAIL. Can you imagin a straight guy being Anti-Fur??? I better just let that comment be... Anyways,,, SEE the STORY HERE!!!

In keeping with the animal related NEWS, there is a new story/theory out about the Extinction of the DINOSAURS, NOT an ICE AGE, NOT an ASTEROID. But, They (the DINOSAURS) FARTED their way to EXTINCTION. This from the CHINESE. I don't know about this theory, maybe it's an attempt to explain Asian Slanted Eyes, from smelling Dinosaur FARTS. DAMN there I go again, another unintentional Ethnic Slur. I think I'm safe though, Can you Imagin hearing in court, that I'm racist by poking "tongue in cheek" the reason Asians have Slanted Eyes is because they were getting HIGH from DINOSAUR FARTS!!!???? See the STORY HERE!!!

Evidence of what COULD happen if Liberal Health Care is enacted. He's BRAIN DEAD, DONATE his ORGANS. Family goes in to say their final goodbyes before LifeSupport is turned OFF. Disconcerting when the BRAIN DEAD BOY Responds to FAMILY Questions....See the STORY HERE!!!

So you think your alone on your Patio/Balcony? Think again!!!! See the STORY HERE!!!

Now to expand on yesterday's posting on personality and snack food preferences. Here's an article on HandShakes, I think most of this is all BS, But here it is anyway. See the STORY HERE!!!


Sorry for the DELAY! I did plan on updating yesterday, but due to the power failure because of the MONSOON STORMS Sunday night/Monday Morning, I had no Power until 5:30AM. Usually not a problem. However, apparently the phone lines were also affected, as I found out at work last night. Everyone around Phoenix, AZ. area had difficulty on the "Net". I was unable to log onto my host for this web site, which is strategically located in Victoria, British Columbia, CANADA. I prefer it this way, to prevent Easily Offended Liberal Federal Gov't types from trying to get my web site taken off-line. My Host provider offered me the option to having my web site Hosted in San Jose, CA. To solve yesterday's problem. Well EVERYTHING is working fine now. I think I will keep my web site Hosted in Canada. Just to keep that EXTRA Barrier up for some goody-2-shoes Liberal Federal Employee, from trying to pull a fast one. REMOTE, yes, But an Extra Barrier needed, but not having, is not as good as an Extra Barrier, and not needed.

By the way, Previous Postings have been moved to the ARCHIVES, Link is above.

Before I get to the NEWS, I will tell you a few things. Yes, My seperating tire was replaced on Friday, I now have 4 Tires all with less than 4,000 miles. Did you see the "MEAT LOAF" Biography Documentary that was on VH1 from last Wednesday Evening thru Saturday? I did. "BAT OUT OF HELL" came out in 1978, I was in Jr. High School. I still know every song, word for word from that ALBUM. The "MOVIE" did some "TWEAKS" to what really happened, but overall, according to "MEAT LOAF" himself, was a fairly accurate Biography. If you missed it, I suggest you try to see it when it is on again. It would be worth your time.... If you rememder,,, "PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT", "2 OUT OF 3 AIN'T BAD", "YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH", "HEAVEN CAN WAIT", "FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD", ETC. ETC.

The GOP CONVENTION. Running SMOOTH, even though UNSCRIPTED. Do you actually think the DEMOCRATS would let someone on the "PODIUM" if they were against "AFFIRMATIVE ACTION"? Well the GOP let COLLIN POWELL speak, in PRIME TIME, even though he is for "AFFIRMATIVE ACTION". Which PARTY is "inclusive" of differing views. I believe the REPULICANS are, in the DNC, if you ain't totally LIBERAL, you ain't SPEAKING!!!

Former PRESIDENT G. H. W. BUSH, yesterday warned CLINTON to basically "SHUT-UP!!!" Or he would end his over 7 1/2 yrs of silence about the PRESENT President, "As A Human Being, and a Person...." But would wait a month. JAMES CARVILE the DNC's HATE MONGER against the REPUBLICANS said last night, "He wishes Clinton would stop these attacks, but he won't because he enjoys it so much...." In 2 months Hillary has gone from a 14% LEAD over LAZIO in the SENATE RACE IN NY, to being BEHIND 8%. A 22% turnaround. Seems to me Hillary is sinking FASTER than the TITANIC!!!!

OK, I have NEWS to catch up on. Let's get to it!!!

Last week when the NEGOTIATIONS got tough, Slick Willy called in the BIG GUNS of his negociating team. She is 20 yrs. old and is named CHELSEA, just happens to be his daughter. See the STORY HERE!!!

Remember the "Lynyrd Skynryd" song, "That Smell"? Well here is a STORY of a "ROTTEN FISH MUSEUM". I have no way to comment on it, except I bet it stinks!!! See the STORY HERE!!!

SNACKS reveal YOUR personality!!!! I don't know about this. This is what I like: Potato Chips (Goes w/Everything) And Tortilla Chips (Good for Salsa and Nacho Cheese Dipping) So you make your own judgement. See the STORY HERE!!!

Time running short, I have to decide between PIZZA and POTATO CHIPS, or a Sandwich (W/LOTS of MEAT) w/Tortilla Chips and Nacho Cheese or SALSA. See you TOMMORROW!!!