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DAY 282 of WWIII

06/21/02

Happy Summer Solstice! Let's all Dance around Stonehenge in England with the Druids.

BAD NEWS IN AZ!!!! The WILDFIRE in AZ, has more than DOUBLED in size since yesterday, and fears are that this afternoon it may grow to 300,000 acres in the forcasted 45 MPH Winds. Latest size is 120,000 acres at 1 PM.

Well I need to post other NEWS.

TED TURNER, trying his BEST to put the STOCK PRICE of AOL-Time Warner to NEW LOWS!!!! And he is succeeding! See the STORY HERE!!!

I would call this a HOT AIR SHOW! See the STORY HERE!!!

An ASTEROID, the size of a Football Field, came within 75,000 Miles of Earth last Friday, that's less than 1/3rd of the distance between the Earth and the Moon! AND! We didn't see it until 3 DAYS after it went by... SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

More Evidence STRICT Anti-Smoking Laws are BAD for the economy. See the STORY HERE!!!

And here is a Local AZ Story on this same Subject. See the STORY HERE!!!

Well, I had no plans on going to Las Vegas for the 4th of July, mostly because I just choose to stay close to Home on the Major Holidays, plus I have to work most of them. For EXAMPLE My 4th of July Holiday starts at 9:30AM July 5th, after a 10 hour work shift. But I can assure you I will not be going to Las Vegas after my work shift, because I was planning on staying Home and Sleeping Anyway. But now there is a Terrorist Alert for Las Vegas on 07/04/02. See the STORY HERE!!!

I have MORE!, but I screwed up and LOST the 2nd 1/2 of this UPDATE. If I can, I will try to recreate it over the weekend. Otherwise, I'll be back on Monday!

DAY 281 of WWIII

06/20/02

BAD NEWS!!! ARIZONA IS ON FIRE!!! NO HOPE OF RAIN, and Winds of 35 MPH this afternoon. This WILDFIRE went from 300 acres Tuesday Night, to over 50,000 acres on Thurs Morning. The Smoke can be seen by the International Space Station. THOUSANDS have already been Evacuated, and many more thousands may have to do the same. This is a very sad thing, and MAN-CAUSED. This FIRE is less than 89 miles from me according to my Rand McNALLY CD MAP Software. There is 1 co-worker who has a Cabin in that area, as of 8 AM, it still existed. But in the NEWS Reports in the past 4 hours, my co-workers Cabin could very well be gone. This FIRE is HUGE!!! It would encompass all of my City of MEsa, AZ. Small communities have already been evacuated, The larger Communities of Show-Low and Pine-Top are on a 1 hour notice to evacuate. Show-Low has a population of around 8,000. MY HOME TOWN LOWVILLE, NY. The COUNTY SEAT has a population of around 4,000. I have been to Show-Low and Pinetop. Beautiful small villages and cities, surrounded by Ponderosa PINES, that actually do get Snow in the Winter, places that remind me of my hometown in NY, now under a VERY REAL THREAT of going up in flames.....What could WE have DONE to prevent this? WELL,,,,, IF the ENVIRONMENTALISTS never EXISTED, this FIRE would not be SOOO DEVASTING!!!

PRESS RELEASE
June 19, 2003
For Immediate Release
Contacts:
Lewis Tenney
Jimmy Jayne 928 587-2010
Sylvia Allen 928 535-9741
Linda Turley 480 893-1113
TENNEY PLANS TO STAY AND FIGHT
IF HEBER HOME IS THREATENED BY RODEO FIRE
“This is something I’ve feared for many years,” Lewis Tenney said, in response to what is now called the Rodeo Fire–forcing evacuation of residents west of Showlow, in the Pinedale and Linden areas. Two of the families, being forced to leave their homes, are those of Tenney’s son, David, and Tenney’s Campaign Manager, Jimmy Jayne.
Tenney said, as he rushed to his Heber home from Flagstaff, “The situation is very serious. We are praying that we will be blessed and that this fire will be contained before lives are lost and homes destroyed.” Tenney, a congressional candidate for district 1, has raised his family in Heber, west of Showlow. He has been a life long, active advocate, for healthy forests, “I’m angry at the fact that we have tried for decades to reverse the trend that has placed our forests and the lives of our loved ones, in jeopardy.”
He said, “We have been thwarted at every avenue by special interest groups who have made a living by tying the hands of land managers through policies and lawsuits. The results have not been good for wildlife, watershed, forest health or for those who live in rural communities.
He said, “Scientist and those who are the stewards of the forest have said for years that if we did not clean them up – especially surrounding our residential areas, plus address the watershed problems, catastrophic would be a certainty. It’s always been a when, not if -- situation.”
Tenney review circumstances behind the Rodeo fire and will continue to work with forest officials to bring about resolution to the undesirable conditions of the forests.
As a young man, Tenney worked for the forest service, fighting fires, and as a sawmill operator and logger, he fought on the front lines of those fires. Since that time he has fought a different battle – seeking relief from regulations in order to address the mounting problems of the forests.
Tenney is a former Navajo County Board of Supervisor and served on the Executive Board of ECO (Eastern County Organization), which addresses forest health and fire safety. As a current member of the Governor’s Forest Health and Fire Safety Commission, and the Blue Ridge Working Group, which he chaired, he is involved in watershed and restoration, with the primary focus on protecting private lands and homes.

I have so MUCH MORE NEWS, but it will have to wait until tomorrow. I need to eat and sleep, and see the Latest NEWS of ARIZONA ON FIRE!!!

Tomorrow will be a VERY BIG UPDATE!!!! May take 2 sessions, a AM or early PM Fri Update, followed by a early AM or PM Saturday Update. See you Tomorrow!!!

DAY 280 of WWIII

06/19/02

Well the SPACE SHUTTLE has Landed! But in California instead of Florida. Family and Friends of the Astronaughts are in Florida, these are the breaks in Life.

WARNING!!!! FILE GETTING VERY FULL. May be moved to the ARCHIVES at any time!!!!

I hope I can fit my Whole Update in today. SMOKECAM is UPDATED! A Good "SMOKEPLUME"...

Where to Start Today.... Well let's start on the lighter, Weirder Side of the NEWS. THERE is an apparent BOTTOMLESS POT HOLE near Seattle, on the Scale of "MEL'S HOLE" made famous on "The ART BELL SHOW" a couple of years ago. THERE is a SONG on this, LINK HERE!!! and HIT Your "PAGE DOWN BUTTON" 2 or 3 Times, until you see the "Ballad of Mel's Hole from the folks at KXLE. 2 Minutes" IN "REAL AUDIO"

FOR THE STORY of the BOTTOMLESS POT HOLE HERE!!!

AND HERE!!!

The ANTI-SMOKING NAZIS are now target ADULT Oriented PROMOTIONS as in ADVERTISING. AS a Promotional and Advertising their Product Event AT A BAR, Where Everyone is over 21, (LEGAL SMOKING AGE IS 18), is now being suggested as enticing CHILDREN TO SMOKE!!!! See the STORY HERE!!! This is a BUNCH OF HOGWASH!!! IF! there is a giveaway of SMOKES, and you DON'T SMOKE, would you stand in LINE???? If your LOCAL GROCERY STORE had a Free Sample of some product for patrons of the STORE, and it was MEAT RELATED, or PORK RELATED, and you are a VEGETARIAN or JEWISH, would YOU sue to shut it down? OR if it was PASTRIES, and YOU ARE TOO FAT to FLY without paying for 2 seats because your left cheeck takes up 1/2 of the seat next to you....OOPS, I'm getting RILED UP!!! See the 1st STORY HERE!!!NOW!!!! Remember the AIRLINES Charge EXTRA for baggage that weighs too much. Why should they not charge EXTRA for FAT ASSES that take up 2 SEATS? As far as the "THIN PEOPLE ASSOCIATION" NO, you can't expect a reduction in fairs because you are under the Average Weight. A Seat is sold as is, it is your SEAT! but if a FAT ASS sits next to you, you SHOULD have EVERY RIGHT to make HIM/HER stay within the CONFINES of their Seat, and not let FLABS of GROSS fatty tissue invade you SEAT! Think about it! These FAT PEOPLE SQUEEZE themselves into 1 SEAT, and the EXCESS "FLUBBER" FLOWS over like UNBAKED BREAD DOUGH into YOUR SEAT. THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!! A TRUELLY OBESE PERSON, BACKS into the LAVATORY on the PLANE, because they don't have ROOM ENOUGH to turn around!!!!

Well..... It's not as simple to solve as you think. There is a FAT-ASS Association, called National Association for the Advancement of Fat Acceptance, HERE is the WEBSITE HERE!!! I was wrong... I thought the Web site would be FAT COW.com

Now to continue in this INSANE FAT DEBATE, here is another STORY, and you thought the ATTACKS on SMOKERS was limited to SMOKERS! HERE COMES ROUND 2!!!! See the STORY HERE!!!

Now to OTHER NEWS

I'm glad I Graduated from High School 21 years ago. Things are just too extreme Today. My SENIOR CLASS took a SENIOR TRIP to HERSHERY PARK Pennsylvania from Northern NY. On the 3 full BUSES, there was ALCOHOL and POT. Drinking Age in NY State at that time was 18, which over 80% of my Senior Class met. On this trip, one of the Chaperones on MY BUS was a SHERRIF DEPUTY. My Bus had BEER & Licqure & POT. ALL BEING consumed on the BUS. NO ARRESTS, NO INCIDENTS. WE STAYED "COOL", CHAPARONES, and LAW ENFORCEMENT stayed COOL. And that is how it was... IN fact I smoked a JOINT sitting next to the SHERRIF DEPUTY on the BUS. What a change in 20 years. Now you have a better chance of your date snapping a "THONG STRAP" at you, than sharing a JOINT or a DRINK. AND A LOT MORE EXPENSIVE!!!! LIMO's (Nowhere to be found within 60 miles of my Hometown, and My Senior Prom was in the HIGH SCHOOL GYM, followed at 5AM with Breakfast at the ELKS LODGE). AM I now TOO OLD to comment on the YOUNGER GENERATION at the ADVANCED AGE of 39????

Well I have more NEWS to post, I will do so if still relevant tomorrow. But Since I am now being labled an OLD OUT OF TOUCH "BABY BOOMER", in EMAIL, I am not a BABY BOOMER, BABY BOOMER GENERATION is defined as ending in births in 1962. I was Born in 1963, JAN 8th. SO I MISSED IT BY 9 Days. I don't meet the parameters of THE BABY BOOM GENERATION, even though I was born a Week Late.

Well that's it for now, I need to Eat and Sleep before going to work tonight!!!! I have RIBS AGAIN!!! YUM,YUM!!!

DAY 279 of WWIII

06/18/02

Good grief! It looks like Relations between USA and Mexico are going sour. All because the USA beat Mexico in Soccer in S. Korea. From how I understand it, this is Soccer's SUPER BOWL that happens every 4 years, and Lasts a MONTH OR MORE!!! GOOD GRIEF! I always get Superbowl Sunday Off from work every year, but GEEZ, how can you manage to get a MONTH OFF from work, even though it is only once every 4 years? The Mexicans, and Mexican American's are PISSED OFF, whether they are Legal or Illegally here. Yesterday, I thought it odd that some of my neighbors, (I live in the Heart of Little Mexico here in Mesa, AZ), IGNORED ME. Now I think I know WHY. Since 09/11/01 I have worn a small American Flag Pin, since we are AT WAR. Well this, and because I am White, I was "persona non grata" to them. I didn't know about the Soccer Match, I could Care LESS. I would rather the AZ D-BACKS continue to do well, and hope my AZ. Cardinals do well in the upcoming NFL Season! SOCCER???? NOBODY HERE CARES!!!! (Regular American people, not immigrants Legal or Illegal). Here are some STORIES on this.

STORY HERE!!!

STORY HERE!!!

ANOTHER STORY HERE!!!

I think that PEOPLE take SPORT, especially Soccer TO SERIOUSLY. Your TEAM lost a GAME, DOES that constitute a REASON for NATIONAL MOURNING? PEOPLE better get their PRIORITIES straight DAMN QUICK!!!! Because the Western World will be Attacked AGAIN, not in a SOCCER LOSS, but like 09/11/01. The MUSLIM EXTREMISTS have said they will do it, and will most certainly try. THERE ARE MANY THINGS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than a Soccer Match.

I get SO SICK AND TIRED of the ATHEISTS, trying to remove anything related to religion from PUBLIC VIEW, stating, "SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE". THIS ONLY covers the GOV'T sanction of an OFFICIAL RELIGION, not the ELIMINATION of RELIGION. If the ATHEISTS had their Way, all the CROSSES and STARS of DAVID would be REMOVED from OUR most SACRED CEMMETARY, ARLINGTON.... Well the ATHEISTS, want to ban the CROSS found at GROUND ZERO, that INSPIRED the rescue workers to work on, from being ANY PART of a MEMORIAL TO 09/11/01. I SAY! "TO HELL WITH THAT!!!" I will hold onto the Belief that there are NO ATHEISTS in a FOX HOLE under FIRE from the ENEMY!!! See the STORY HERE!!!

WAR NEWS!!!

See STORY HERE!!!

AND HERE!!!

AND HERE!!!

Another STORY HERE!!!

MOMMY'S GREATEST WISH CAME TRUE, her SON became a HOMOCIDAL BOMBER, SHE REJOICED!!! See the STORY HERE!!!

And now the CHILDREN SPEAK in this STORY HERE!!!

With this type of total discord between the Cultures of Israel, and the industrialized, and the WEST, AGAINST the MUSLIM EXTREMISTS, PALESTINIANS, and Other Middle Eastern Cultures, I FEAR, that SOONER, rather than LATER, TOTAL WAR will break Out between the WESTERN Civilization VS the MIDDLE EAST. IT IS A VERY SAD THING when MOTHERS' Celebrate THEIR SON becoming a HOMOCIDAL BOMBER as the "GREATEST DAY IN HER LIFE". Can WE, the UK and other Western Nations DEFEAT this suicidal actions of an Ignorant People? I HOPE SO!!!! If not, we are ALL TAOST destined to Live in a "MAD MAX I" TYPE of Civilization. I say, KILL THEM!!! KILL THEM ALL!!! before they can KILL US!!!

Well wasn't this an uplifting and positive Update..... NOT!!!!

DAY 278 of WWIII

06/17/02

I bet you are wondering about Today's SMOKECAM Picture. Well Johnny "TALIBAN" Walker Lindh's Lawyers, while not in this article, want ALL CHARGES dismissed because Johnny can't get a "fair" Trial anywhere in our Country. Well I tend to agree with this, after all the CONSTITUTION says the Jurors be your "Peers". Well all Johnny's Peers are TALIBAN and Al-Qaida Terrorists President Bush has declared the Taliban to be an unlawful combat force, and its soldiers are not entitled to the normal protections given enemy combatants under international treaties.

What my SMOKECAM Photo depicts, is an "HONORABLE WAY" For JOHNNY TALIBAN to administrate JUSTICE. Save his Country of Birth the trouble and turmoil of a Trial, and the Photo is the means. If he will not do it, I advocate that someone with access to him, be it family, old friends, or guards,,, To put a Bullet into his Brain. And in a very Short Time, a PRESIDENTIAL PARDON for this act of MURDER, which in this case is Justified. While this Crime of MURDER cannot be justified under the CONSTITUTION, the CONSTITUTION does allow exceptions, which are PRESIDENTIAL PARDONS. And As I See it, the only GOOD JOHNNY "TALIBAN" WALKER, IS A DEAD Johnny "TALIBAN" Walker. INCINERATE his body, and spead his dust along GROUND ZERO, to join in ETERNAL DAMNATION with M. ATTA. Where WE will REBUILD OUR SPIRIT OF FREEDOM and CAPITOLISM on top of their GRAVES!!!!

Hmmm... Guess I have a "nasty" streak in me today. OH WELL!!! Let's see what else is in the NEWS.

103,000 acres burned in COLORADO, because some dim-witted Forestry Technician of 18 years on the job was pissed off by a letter from her EX/or Estranged Husband. Well my Dear Friends, "THE WRATH OF A WOMAN SCORNED" has to have LIMITS!!!! What WAS SHE THINKING???? HER job was to protect the FOREST from FIRE! What did she do? INCINERATE THE FOREST as an act of VENGENCE against her Husband. OH this is good for the RESUME after Prison. Had 1 job, for 18 years, now a convicted FELON, burned a large portion of the State of Colorado. SKILLS: FORESTRY TECH. Reason for FELONY CONVICTION? BURNT down FOREST. MY OPINION, but See the STORY HERE!!!

DIRTY BOMB, its affects are WORSE than you think!!! See the STORY HERE!!!

Imagin this, Yasser Arafat is pissed off again, I find it amazing he and his people who still have authority, still have credence and authority. WE should allow ISRAEL to eliminate the Leaders of the PLO including ARAFAT, HAMAS, etc. KILL all these Terrorist and WAR MONGERING supposed SAVIOURS of Palestinians. I believe that well over 95% of Palestinians and Israelis can get along well, engage in commerce, for the betterment of both. IT is the Leadership of the PLO, and the Terrorist Organizations it controls, or allows that deepens the Turmoil and Innocent DEATHS that occurs becuase of the PLO. SEE A STORY HERE!!!

Want more PROOF? Well check out this STORY HERE!!!

This is representative of those who want ISRAEL ELIMINATED, CEASE TO EXIST. AND there are EVEN MORE who WANT THE USA to CEASE TO EXIST!!!!

Remember.... WE are STILL AT WAR! AGAINST TERRORISM, but the Terrorists may have, are trying to get, means of Destruction on US, to KILL MILLIONS OF US, while we KILL only Thousands of them, because we DON'T target whole Cities, Countries...... YET!!!!

IF we have another attack, like 09/11/01, ALL BETS ARE OFF! There would be many Countries that at the END of The Day, would NO LONGER EXIST. And it would be very tragic and sad. As many INNOCENTS would also be ELIMINATED from the FACE OF THE EARTH.

If you cannot accept this Possibilty, then you chose the WRONG TIME to be Born. And to end today's Update, You, I , WE , are here now, because WE chose to be here now. Now this goes into areas I don't discuss on this web site, but I bet most of you understand what I am Saying...

DAY 277 of WWIII

06/16/02

Yes, it is a Sunday. But I had to make you aware of this STORY HERE!!! About Mohamed Atta. He is not the TERRORIST MASTERMIND. But more like a "Backwards Extremist Islmaic Idiot", totally UNINFORMED on our way of life and OUR FREEDOMS. AND WAS easily brainwashed into attacking and killing by even more EVIL EXTREMISTS like USAMA bin Laden, who is a MULTI-MILLIONAIRE by birth. But uses his $$$ not for uplifting his people, but to bring destruction to another culture at the EXPENSE of his own people. A LOSE - LOSE Cause.

Well, In any case, I will be back here tomorrow, Monday AM 06/17/02.

DAY 275 of WWIII

06/14/02 Late PM

Sorry, I couldn't log onto my website host earlier today to update. A late HAPPY FLAG DAY!!! I will try to post an update later, some very interesting stories that can't wait until Monday.

DAY 274 of WWIII

06/13/02

I am running LATE today, so let's just get to the NEWS.

ATTN. SCOOBY DOOBIE Fans. The Scenes referencing any "DRUG" Culture, i.e. POT SMOKERS, has been removed from the MOVIE. And References to Sexuality have also been Removed. Attn. someone I know. SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

Heh, Heh!!!! Well the BAR is investigating the THREATS made by a Licensed Lawyer In AZ. To a TEACHER to pass a STUDENT and allow her to GRADUATE from HIGH SCHOOL. THE ORIGINAL STORY is in Yesterday's Update. HERE is the LATEST NEWS!!! HERE!!!

DELAWARE...The next STATE to ammend and curtail it's ANTI-SMOKING LAWS. You can almost hear the "WHOOPP WHOOPP WHOPPS!!!" This is going to cost TOO MUCH $$$ in TAX REVENUE to the STATE. The SMOKERS who PAY an overly TAX BURDEN that EXCEEDS USURY LAWS, need a place to SMOKE!!! MY COMMENT... SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

NOW! AL GORE "BUSTED" with "STEALING, THIEVERY, LOOTING!!! FROM the WHITE HOUSE!!!" AL GORE: "GEE WHIZ.... It was my STAFF that STOLE this and Sent this to Me, I had NO idea I couldn't have it, just Like I had No IDEA that I could LOSE the ELECTION in 2000 to G.W. Bush!!!" I need to Comment futher. IMAGINE, if we were able to take a POLL, of when a City loses POWER, or WINS / LOSES a CHAMPIANSHIP, ETC. IF you interview the RIOTORS, LOOTERS and THUGS that take Advantage of the situation.... What do YOU THINK their POLITICAL PREFERENCE would be? NOW let's EXPAND THIS A BIT. To those I just LISTED, in the GROUP with NO PARTY AFFILIATION, when given "THE TALKING POINTS OF EACH PARTY", AND let's just LIMIT it to DEMOCRAT or REPUBLICAN. I BET 6 months SALARY That those REGISTERED in a PARTY before the CRIME, and those CHOOSING a PARTY, AFTER THE CRIME, would choose DEMOCRAT!!! SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

Now to end today's Update, here is this STORY. PLANETS PLANETS EVERYWHERE!!! See the STORY HERE!!!

DAY 273 of WWIII

06/12/02

Do you remember THE RACIST DRUG SNIFFING DOG STORY I posted Yesterday? And How do you REACT to this STORY? WHERE the FATHER can't tell the difference between his 4 1/2 yr old CHILD and a CHIMPANZEE? SEE THE STORY HERE!!! I look at it this way.... BIBLICAL REFERENCES, give "MAN" DOMINION over the EARTH.... I view this as a GREEN LIGHT to USE, EAT, and also use in gainful MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS. I also include in this The Prayer of "GRACE" before eating. And I think it infers specifically to the sacrifice, i.e. Killing of an ANIMAL for Consumption, i.e. a BURGER. AND as long as we "USE" the "PLANTS and ANIMALS", for productive means, and not for TROPHIES, or other self-indulgent activities, meaning, "To KILL animals just for the sake of KILLING". I think we are in the CLEAR, DIETY retributution-wise......

Wow! I think I summed up this one REALLY WELL!!! Now I await the HATE EMAIL FROM Animal Rights Groups like PETA. OH! ATTN: PETA, My 10 yr + LEATHER WALLET is on it's last legs, I am going to BUY a NEW LEATHER WALLET whether you like it or not!!!

Yesterday I referenced A STORY about SMALL POX in a Province in PAKISTAN. Remember this DISEASE was GLOBALLY ELIMINATED in 1978. Well TODAY I HAVE A NEW STORY. POSSIBLE SMALL POX in INDIA!!! SEE the STORY HERE!!!!

Now that I am on DISEASES, WE can't ignore this!!! EBOLA OUTBREAK!!!! See the STORY HERE!!!

NOW!!! HERE IS EVIDENCE OF THE "DUMBING DOWN" of AMERICANS by the PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM. EVEN IF YOU FAIL, GET A LAWYER!!! I am sad to say it has happened in my adopted STATE OF AZ. BASICALLY, IF YOU FLUNK, YOU are not FLUNKED, until the LAWYERS SETTLE IT!!!! NOT THE TEACHER!!!! HE/SHE COULD, and CAN BE ORDERED to give a MAKE-UP TEST when one was NEVER AN OPTION in this CLASS. THIS IS SOOOO OUTRAGIOUS!!! IS THE HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA NOW BEING RELEGATED to a POSITION OF "TIME SERVED???" SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

I HAVE MORE NEWS, but have to call it a DAY/NIGHT.

MORE TOMORROW!!!

ONE more night of WORK to go before the WEEKEND!!! Going to be a rather WARM one Here, TEMPS of 111 Degrees Forcasted, hopefully NO FIRES nearby! See you Tomorrow!!!!

DAY 272 of WWIII

06/11/02

Let's start with this....RAGE AGAINST AN OVER CHARGING AND RUDE CAR INSURANCE COMPANY!!!

BASTARDS and CHEATS this Company is. While I probably can't list the name of the company, I can give hints. "BLANK" AUTO. The hint for the "BLANK" is astronmical, think of the Constellation "BLANK" The Hunter. It has 3 stars that represent the BELT of the Hunter, also depicted in the placement of the Great Pyramids of Giza in Egypt. And Gypted is what I got in the past 8 years from this insurance Company. I recieved a cancellation notice effective 06/06/02, even though my Policy Expired on 05/27/02, and I chose another INSURANCE CARRIER, GIECO, cost 1/2 as much, same coverage. ALL the renewal notices etc. never included that I PERSONALLY had to notify THEM and my State Dept. of Motor Vehicals, that I was switching Insurance Carriers. BUT my Cancellation Notice EXPLICITY SAID, "YOU ARE NOW DRIVING WITHOUT INSURANCE PROTECTION" AND my MOTOR VEHICLE REGISTRATION is SUSPENDED. I called my OLD Car Insurance Company today about this. After 1 hang up, I got more info. AND I WAS TOLD I BROKE THE LAW by having 2 INSURANCE POLICIES in effect between 05/27/02 and 06/06/02. So I called AZ. Dept. of Motor Vehicles, and went thru the Governmental computer Voice directed to reach a Human Hell, 45 minutes. Well I am fine and dandy, coverage was already sent by my new insurance carrier, Registration is in effect, I broke NO LAWS, basically the Rep. at DMV basically said everything told to me by my "old" insurance Company were LIES to try to get me to reinstate THEIR own coverage plan that costs twice as much, with no added benefit. OH RIAN. (wink, wink) that's another HINT!

So what else is new? Well I did get up to see the Partial SOLAR ECLIPSE here in AZ, 72% of the SUN was covered by the MOON, and then watche my AZ D-Backs give up a GRAND SLAM HOMER to lose the game vs the YANKEES. I did manage to get a bit more sleep before going in to work though. After all ORION THE HUNTER, the constellation is now gone from our night skies, as it is a WINTER CONSTELLATION. (wink, wink) Another HINT!

The AREA CODE..... NAH, I think this is good enough for you to figure out what CAR INSURANCE COMPANY to AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE!!! I am not an artist, but I couldn't draw a clearer Picture!!!

OK!!! Let's get to the REAL NEWS!!!!

It is VERY possible a SMALL POX OUTBREAK is in PAKISTAN. REMEMBER SMALL POX was eradicated in the early 1970's and the only remaining VIRAL agents were possesed by the USA and RUSSIA. SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

We were NOT the ONLY TARGETS of 09/11/01, but AIR TRAFFIC was SHUTDOWN WORLDWIDE TOO SOON for Al-QAEDA to attack BIG BEN and PARLIMENT. See the STORY HERE!!! READ THIS STORY!!! It not only SHOWS FRANCE as being "less than helpful" in the WAR AGAINST TERRORISM, but also GERMANY!

OK, We all know about the fight between ISRAEL and the PALESTINIANS. Most think that the Palestinians just want a place to call "HOME". And most people refer to the Palestinian MAP of the MIDDLE EAST, SHOWING ALL of ISRAEL and the WEST BANK as being PALESTINE as mere political rheteric. But it is incorrect. MOST PALESTINIANS favor ending ISRAEL as a COUNTRY in their "WAR" of homocidal Bombings, etc. SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

NOW here is More "GOOD" NEWS. ANOTHER EBOLA OUTBREAK???? SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

RACIAL PROFILING BY A LAW ENFORCEMENT DOG!!!!

Dolpho, a 5-year-old German shepherd, is ACCUSED of RACIAL PROFILING, not against JEWS, but against BLACKS.... This is just TOO MUCH FOR ME!!! Am I to think if I am a WHITE, non-JEW, carrying DRUGS, the DOG will ignore me and let me PASS? But if I am a JEW, or a BLACK carrying DRUGS, I will be more scrutinized? I added the JEW part, not because of racism, but to illustrate the fact that the DOG is trained to SMELL DRUGS!!! I would Guess that a lot more BLACKS carry Drugs than JEWS. SEND ME THE HATE EMAIL, I will READ it and DELETE IT!!! A RACIST DOG.... A BUNCH OF BS!!!! SEE the STORY HERE!!!

THEY want this DOG DEAD!!!! I haven't heard from PETA on this STORY!!!!

HOW About THis!!! Looks Like the DEMOCRATS are getting Along! Maybe DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE BANNED from GUN OWNERSHIP, and KNIFE OWNERSHIP. YOU DON'T See REPUBLICANS, or other CONSERVATIVES acting like this. See the STORY HERE!!!

And here is a Good One!!! The ARAB MEN are upset over the ARAB equivalent of the show "THE WEAKEST LINK"!!!! See the STORY HERE!!!

Well I gotta Go. I am Tired and a bit irritable, lack of sleep, and a ten hr Graveyard Shift can do that. But It Does Not dismiss my Commentary, nor my LINKS to STORIES!!!

DAY 271 of WWIII

06/10/02

Welcome back! Today, let's start on the "lighter" side of NEWS. Later today, 6:23 PM AZ. Time is the peak, is a partial SOLAR ECLIPSE. Here in the Phoenix, AZ. Area will have 72% of the SUN obscured by the MOON. Which means, I will have, "SLEEPUS INTERUPTUS", i.e. I am going to get up at 6PM, have a SMOKE, and then go outside with my 2 PAPER PLATES, one with a pin-hole in it, to view the ECLIPSE. The QUESTION is: Will I be able to get back to sleep before going to work? If not, then I suppose I will watch the D-Backs take on the Yankees in last years World Series Rematch Inter-League Series. Well We did sweep the Boston Red Sox this weekend who has MLB's Best Record this season so far.

Well I know by now, you all have heard of the ARREST and Capture of an Al Qaida Terrorist who plotted to build and detonate a radiological "dirty" bomb. So I need not comment about what is already widely known. I WILL Comment on this. I have heard PRESS REPORTS about HOW WE can call him an ENEMY COMBATANT? AND the MILITARY TRIBUNAL set up for this when President Bush Stated that "NO AMERICAN CITIZEN would be subjected to a MILITARY TRIBUNAL". It is Very Easily explained. It is quite Easy to Forfiet your US CITZENSHIP. Simply by PLEDGING ALLIEGENCE to another Country, or group, or acting ILLEAGALLY on that Country's, or Group's behalf. STATEMENT by

Ashcroft said Abdullah Al Mujahir was in the custody of the U.S. military and being treated as an enemy combatant, suggesting plans for the first military tribunal of an alleged terrorist.

"We have acted under the laws of war and under the clear Supreme Court precedent which established that the military may detain a United States citizen who has joined the enemy and has entered our country to carry out hostile acts," Ashcroft said.

Ashcroft said. "Al Qaeda officials knew that as a citizen of the United States, as a citizen of the United States holding a valid U.S. passport, Al Muhajir would be able to travel freely in the United States without drawing attention to himself."I HAVE ZERO PROBLEM with getting all the INFO WE CAN FROM HIM. AND THEN SUMMARILY EXECUTING HIM. Why, well even if THIS WAR can be OVER, There is not a COUNTRY to release him to as a PRISONER OF WAR, as Al Quida is not a COUNTRY, but a GROUP covering many Country's. Whose AIM is to DESTROY everything CAPITOLIST, WESTERN, or AMERICAN, and KILL as many CIVILIIANS as POSSIBLE. So I say, BEAT the INFO out of him, then kill him, preferably in a PAINFUL WAY.

Oh I can see the EMAILS coming. Charging me that I am inhumane, A MONSTER! Well I only wish this against an individual, and others like him, who want to KILL US ALL, INNOCENT CIVILIANS, THOUSANDS AT A TIME!!! IT IS BETTER to KILL 1 enemy COMBATANT, then to let him KILL THOUSANDS of us! I DO NOT BUY the, "WE NEED TO UNDERSTAND Their mindset" MENTALITY that ANTI-AMERICAN POLITICIANS like HILLARY CLINTON AND CHARLES SHUMER ADVOCATE. I want the WTC SITE, REDEVELOPED in a hurry. To RECLAIM FOR the USA, and NYC the TALLEST BUILDINGS in the WORLD! And build them faster than USAMA BIN LANDEN can build a MUD HUT!!!! Rebuilding the WTC SITE bigger and GRANDURE would be OUR BEST MESSAGE BACK to the SUCKER PUNCH we went thru on 09/11/01.

Hmmm,,, I Guess I went a bit further than I anticipated on commenting on Today's NEWS. OH WELL! I don't EDIT MYSELF. If I write it, it stays, no matter what the email I get because of it.

NOW, let's get to some other NEWS of the DAY.

SOLAR ELCIPSE STORY HERE!!!

NEW POLICY. SHOOT FIRST, ask QUESTIONS LATER. I am in support of this. As AMERICANS we are ALL FAMILY. RIGHT OR WRONG, WE DEFEND THE FAMILY 1st! See the STORY HERE!!!

Now to End the Day with light hearted NEWS. If you explore this contention, could YOU be GUILTY of STEALING TV PROGRAMS if you leave your TV SET to go to the JOHN, or get a drink/sandwich. Or if YOU TAPED the SHOW, and FAST FORWARD THRU THE COMMERCIALS? WELL I THINK most of US would say NO! Well you better READ THIS STORY HERE!!!

NOW ON TO "SCOOBY-DOO". I grew UP watching SCOOBY-DOO. And at my young age, I knew what "SHAGGY" was doing. BEING A STONER. And "THELMA" was LESBO. HOW OLD WAS I? Well as I remember, between 8 and 12. Sure I didn't have it all figured out THEN, I just liked the Cartoon. I KNOW NOW WHAT WAS BEING REPRESENTED. STILL A GREAT CARTOON SERIES. BUT NOW I WILL uSE MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT against SELF-INCRIMINATION. Infer all you like, but I will never post what I have done 30 yrs ago on this subject. Unless I get a BIG BOOK ADVANCE about SMOKER DAVE from the age of 5 to Present!

BUT HERE IS THE STORY ON SCOOBY-DOO, HERE!!!!

SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!

DAY 268 of WWIII

06/07/02

My weekend has begun!!! That is the best News I've had all week.

But Damn, it is rather warm here. Yesterday we had 109 degrees here. Today the same thing. 103 right now at 1PM. My Armed Compound still at 83, Air Conditioner Working Hard to bring it down to 77. My SLEEP TEMP.

Well I assume most of you have seen or heard, or read about President Bush's reallignment of Agencies he wants. I think it is a Good Idea. Because obviously the FBI, CIA, NSA, etc. SCREWED UP!!!

But this is a bit interesting. Many people "think" they may have observed a UFO during President Bush's Press Conference yesterday. Now I don't have MOVING VIDEO on my web site. BUT, I do have a LINK to a STILL FRAME of the supposed "UFO". IT is above G.W.'s Right EAR, a Bright WHITE DOT. I don't know what it is, could be a reflection, etc. And I don't have the Press Conference on tape, so I cannot view the whole thing. But it is rather interesting. HERE IS "OUT!!!

Now you all know I don't post ANY INFO of this type Unless I have it from 3 different Sources. What I have LINKED to is the 1st and 4th Source that is published in some way in a legitament INTERNET, or Regular, (TV, RADIO, NEWSPAPER) SOURCE. So take this NEWS with a Grain of Salt, What you see here or LINKED TO, Is what I have seen, ONE PHOTO. But I have heard from many others on the Radio, and via EMAILS, on this. MAYBE "THE AMAZING KRESKIN" Should have had his prediction of UFO'S in D.C. instead of Las VEGAS. THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO "HMMMM"....

WELL IT IS WEEKEND TIME FOR ME!!!! I will be back Monday AM. UNLESS of coarse if IMPORTANT NEWS EVENTS breaks before Then.

I GOT RIBS!!! YUM YUM!!! ANOTHER PIG SACRIFICING THEIR FLESH FOR ME TO ENJOY, CARNIVOUSLY.... I bet PETA and Animal RIGHTS PEOPLE HATE ME!!!! And I DON'T CARE!!! And you want to know what? I would REALLY LIKE A REAL 'COON - SKIN' CAP/HAT. LIKE DANIEL BOON. IT CAN'T BE BAD!!! AFTER ALL DANIEL BOON is a WALT DISNEY PRODUCTION. HMMM... Maybe I can get One On EBAY...

DAY 267 of WWIII

06/06/02

58th Anniversary of D-DAY, the invasion of FRANCE in NORMANDY by ALLIED FORCES Against NAZI GERMANY. By the Way, 06/04/02 was the 60th Anniversary of "THE BATTLE OF MIDWAY". My fear is that if you ask any STUDENTS that just GRADUATED from PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOLS. IF THEY KNOW WHAT THESE DATES ARE. REMEMBER THOSE who do not learn from HISTORY, are condemned to REPEAT IT!

Well TONIGHT 8PM EASTERN, 5PM PACIFIC Time, WHILE I am in deep REM SLEEP. PRESIDENT BUSH, I HOPE is basically going to relegate the FBI to only doing BANK ROBBERIES, and KIDNAPPINGS, possibly merging into the BATF, (BUROUGH of ALCOHOL, TOBACCO, and FIREARMS). The CIA as we know it could also be gone, or greatly modified under President Bush's solicitation for a NEW CABINENT POSITION of HOMELAND SECURITY. I think we need to do this. I know this comes as a surprise to a lot of you. But I think we may have to START anew. IT is VERY EVIDENT from past cases, that the FBI, and CIA, have been penetrated by OUR ENEMIES, and have risen to a position of MANAGERIAL POWER,,,THAT ALLOWED 091101 to happen. To see the basis of these points besides my past Commentary on this, see this COMMENTARY by PEGGY NOONAN HERE!!!

AND YOU NEED TO READ THIS MEMO!!! HERE!!!

As I said in past COMMENTARY, the ONLY WAY to SAY "F**K YOU!!" to the Terrorists and their supporters, is to REBUILD the WORLD TRADE CENTER SITE. WITH EVEN BIGGER TOWERS, (WE HAVE the means/ materials / and engineering, that didn't exist 35 yrs ago). NYC SHOULD RECLAIM the Distinction of having the WORLD'S TALLEST BUILDINGS, ON THE WTC SITE!!!AS A COLLECTIVE, AMERICAN NEW YORKER, and WE WERE ALL A NEW YORKER on 09/11/01 I want to give the biggest , families with children, ADULT LANGUAGE FOLLOWS.... FUCK YOU!!! That is possible to those who are against US! REBUILD THE TOWERS!!!, And I don't know if this is possible on the site, but it WOULD BE GREAT to REBUILD the TWIN TOWERS Taller than before, AND, between them, an EVEN bigger SKYSCAPER. So the SKYLINE of NYC FOREVER "GIVES TERRORISTS THE "BIRD". MEMORIALS, PARKS, ETC. in this CASE is UNAMERICAN. WE NEED to STAND UP and SAY FUCK YOU TO the rest of the WORLD, you enter this COUNTRY as FRIENDS, or NO ENTRY!!! This ARTICLE puts it BEST.

SEE the ARTICLE HERE!!!

Well. I believe you have my viewpointm, explained by my OWN COMMENTARY, and the LINKS I have listed in my POSTINGS over the past few WEEKS, MONTHS and YEARS. I have nothing else to say, as what I posted, and links Provided, covers it ALL.

DAY 266 of WWIII

06/05/02

I originally told you about this on 05/23/02. Well now it has made it on to other websites and NEWSPAPERS. The Folded NEW $20 Bill that depicts The WORLD TRADE CENTER on FIRE, and the Penatagon On FIRE. Just go back to My ARCHIVES for the period covered for Confirmation. WELL here is WHAT is in the FRONT PAGE SECTION of, "THE ARIZONA REPUBLIC" HERE!!! HERE is another version of the STORY HERE!!! AND HERE is a SCANNED IMAGE of the $20 BILL depicting the WORLD TRADE CENTER on FIRE, by ART BELL. HERE!!! I just wanted to point out that I beat these NEWSPAPERS, and Internet websites by 13 DAYS!!!

GET THE BREAKING NEWS FROM SMOKER DAVE!!!!

Well let me start Today, with a tongue-in-cheek sarcastical outlook over the possible NUCLEAR WAR between INDIA and Pakistan. On this web site, LINKED at the End of this Paragraph, YOU can choose your Town/City/or ZIP CODE, choose the SIZE of the "NUKE" EXPLODED over the designated area, and see in a EASILY RECOGNIZABLE ROAD MAP, what is VAPORIZED, INCINERATED, SEVERELY DAMAGED, HEAVILY DAMAGED, ETC. ETC. HERE is the LINK!!!! Just CLICK on "MAP A BLAST FOR YOUR AREA"

OK HERE is a TERROR ALERT. 23 KNOWN TERRORISTS ARE in this COUNTRY since NOVEMBER. BUT IS ANYTHING BEING DONE ABOUT IT????? SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

NOW, on the LIGHTER SIDE of NEWS. ANOTHER PLANET? Planet "X", or Stichin's NIBIERU? IN THIS SOLAR SYSTEM OF OURS? Seems to me the EVIDENCE of "SOMETHING ELSE OUT THERE" continues to pile up in the past few Months. Here is the STORY, take it as you may. But Remember the long time MAYAN CALENDER ends on 12/21/12, and there is only 1 spot for the KNIFE representing ALL the ROMAN CATHOLIC POPES left, in I am trying to remember.... is it SAINT ZACHARIA? If I am correct on my memory, it should also disconcert you that STICHIN's PLANET NIBIERU, the 12th PLANET. HIS 1st name is ZACHARIA.

So you may think ALL these are just WEIRD COINCIDENCES. WELL.... My Friends... It's not like this sort of thing HASN'T HAPPENED BEFORE. In FACT TODAY I just recieved this EMAIL from someone I KNOW! Here is the TEXT.

Look what happens when a President gets elected in a year with a "0" at the end.
Also notice it goes in increments of 20 years.
1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)
1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)


1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
1900: William McKinley (assassinated)

1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office)
1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (dies in office)

1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)
1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt)

2000: George W. Bush ????????????
And to think that we had two guys fighting it out in the courts to be the one elected in 2000.

You might also be interested in this. Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'

Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker.......
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh?

DAY 265 of WWIII

06/04/02

You know what? It is a DAMN GOOD THING I won't be RETIREMENT AGE for nearly 30 years. But it is an uneasy feeling when buying STOCKS / Mutual Fund Shares on a bi-weekly and monthly schedule, and seeing the Value keep going down. I try to look at it this way. I am buying on the CHEAP, and I'll reap rewards for the $ I invest when I need to use it. BUT DAMN!!! I am down overall 8.5%, or well over $3,000. Guess I will keep biting the Bullet, and count on a big rebound to reward me in 30 years.

But I think my next Mutual Fund I open will be for GOLD, and or, the DEFENSE/MILITARY weighted Funds. I am a bit ORNORY, I will continue to invest in the STOCKS and MUTUAL FUNDS I already Have. They are GOOD COMPANIES, and GOOD FUNDS. I am talking about NEW MUTUAL FUNDS or STOCKS. I am still young, I will think about BONDS later, in 5 or 10 years. You may disagree, but this is my Investment approach right now.

OK! So what is NEW in THE NEWS? Well, heh, heh! The 1st RESCINDING of the ANTI-SMOKING LAWS in BARS has occured. WHY? BARS LOST $$$ and the patrons of the BARS gathered on Street Corners instead of BARS. AND Brought with them BAR-TYPE TALK. The easily "Offended", non-BAR TYPE PEOPLE were distrought. SAYING there has got to be a place where these DRINKING and SMOKING people can GO! Then THEY LEARNED "THEY" had made this "problem" by banning SMOKING in BARS. Didn't take LONG, in about 1 Year, the SMOKE BAN in BARS was rescinded!!!!

May I take this MOMENT to SEND A MESSAGE to my neighboring CITY of TEMPE, AZ. That has just passed the same LAW that was Rescinded? WE SHALL OVERCOME....

SEE THE STORY HERE!!!! AND it's FROM MARTHA'S VINEYARD!!!

Now this STORY, from HERE, near me. I will say this. I would be a VERY POOR CHOICE for a CARJACKER to choose as a VICTIM, more likely an immediate dismissal from this mortal life is the most probable outcome. But it is nice to see Aborted Carjackings, and Carjackings ending in DEATH of the CARJACKER, thus Saving the Taxpayers the cost of COURT and INCARCINATION. SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

NOW THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH!!! I know Parents sometimes get OVERINVOLVED in their CHILDREN'S SPORTS. BUT THERE are CURRENTLY LAWS on the BOOKS to DEAL WITH THIS. What is proposed for/as a LAW is UNCONSTITUTIONAL, and UN-AMERICAN. DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH at your opponent, DISPUTE a CALL by an OFFICIAL, or UMP. OR YOU HAVE BROKEN THE LAW!!! DON'T EVEN THINK of the old BASEBALL HOMETOWN HOWL, "KILL THE UMP!". AND THIS DAMN IDEA IS GAINING SUPPORT!!!! HAVE AMERICANS de-evolved to this? Maybe So. SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

OK! Here is another good One!!! You know how there are People who carefully Watch MOVIES for ERRORS? Like in the Movie your right leg is broken or amputated, but 5 minutes later in the FILM, it is the LEFT LEG BROKEN or AMPUTATED. GOT THE IDEA? WELL....HEH, HEH!!!It was unclear which elbow was hurt: She cradled her left elbow after walking through a crush of reporters at the courthouse door, but when she emerged from the judge's chambers her coat was off and she had a large white bandage on her right elbow. WHO IS IT? Winona Ryder!!! In COURT FOR SHOPLIFTING NEARLY $5,000 in a STORE. AND this after MAKING FUN of the PROSECUTOR on "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" this Past WEEKEND. THIS IS NO WAY to PLEAD TO THE MERCY OF THE COURT. WOULDN't you think to remember WHICH ARM was BROKEN in this CLAIM? SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

Well I think that's enough for Today. Just Remember, if you are going to commit FRAUD in any way, GET YOU STORY STRAIGHT!!! Just ASK Winona Ryder!!!!

SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!

DAY 264 of WWIII

06/03/02

Heh, Heh!!! Well you all must have known that "MY ASHTRAY" would make an appearence on the SMOKECAM. IT DOES HAVE HISTORY THOUGH!!! You see this ASHTRAY was this first thing I bought when I moved to ARIZONA in Sept., 1984. It Originally had The Whole STATE OF ARIZONA depicted in it. Grand Canyon, ETC. Well most of that is gone, Worn Off. That is why the bottom of the "ASHTRAY" is silver looking. Just plain bare TIN left. But this is MY ASHTRAY, used many times Daily since the day I bought it nearly 18 yrs ago. It has lasted longer than many marriages. And it won't be kicked out of the house when it turns 18 yrs. old!!!

Well what do I have today? Well let me set this up first. I AM NOT an AFGHAN, I am not a Farmer, I do Not have painted toenails, And I am Not GAY. SO, I am NOT a GAY, AFGHAN FARMER, with PAINTED TOENAILS. But these "GUYS" TERRORIZED the BRITISH MARINES. YOU HAVE GOT TO READ THIS STORY HERE!!!Come to think of it, Osama bin Laden does appear to have effeminate mannerisms. Doesn't seem too far fetched that bin Laden 'coos "OH OMAR!! Oh OMAR!!!"

OK, ENOUGH OF THAT! But I bet bin Laden has the WHOLE CD COLLECTION of "THE VILLAGE PEOPLE" and loves the song "MACHO MAN".......

Sorry just clearing my throat... OH MAN... an unfortunate use of words. I need another SMOKE....DAMN, another unfortunate use of words. Just trying to be entertaining, but the STORY is TRUE. I would Prove to you my TOENAILS are UNPAINTED, but I do not wish my web-cam turn into TOEJAM-CAM.....What would be next? BELLY-BUTTON-LINT-CAM? BUTT-CRACK-CAM?

Now to more serious issues.

The U.N. is considering making the MOON OFF-LIMITS to development. THE United Nations to designate the moon one of its World Heritage Sites, reserved for peaceful and scientific purposes. LIKE ANTARTICA, nobody OWNS IT, nobody can develop or profit from it. SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

First they went after the SMOKERS, NOW it is the FANCY COFFEE DRINKERS FOR MORE TAX REVENUE!!!! SOON to be followed by, the FATTY FOOD TAX, THE FAST FOOD TAX, THE SNACK TAX, THE SODA/SOFT DRINK TAX, THE RED MEAT TAX, THE WHITE MEAT TAX, and THE VEGETABLE TAX. WHY? Because if YOU eat too many of these things, without the others, you would be unhealthy and could require a TAXPAYER FUNDED HOSPITAL STAY, and or could possibly DIE. We are on the ROAD TO EVERYTHING BEING TAXED EXTRA to protect US. Here is the LATEST STORY. HERE!!!

A UN-FREE ZONE, ie. UN BANNED. I am in STRONG FAVOR of this, I WISH it were NATIONWIDE!!!! The UN has done basically nothing for the USA except take OUR $$$ and support nearly ALL who are against the USA. I wish OUR FEDERAL GOV'T had the BALLS to kick out the UN from it's spot, in NYC, that WE FREELY GAVE, in the hopes of a REAL UN, that has not happened. KICK them OUT, and let CENTRAL SOCIALIST EUROPE host the UN, devoid of participation from the USA, The UK, GERMANY, AUSTRALIA, and many more. A WORLD ORDER by dictate, on soveriegn NATIONS but a 50% plus 1 vote against the DEVELOPED WESTERN NATIONS, to succumb to the WORLD MASSES, of DICTATOR led nations, will never fly HERE!!! SCREW THEM!!! We should just EVICT THE UN from OUR SHORES, and OUR COUNTRY.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMUK ONCE AGAIN! SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

AND!!! To TOP IT ALL OFF! OUR OWN GALAXY has just done a POLITICALLY INCORRECT ACT!!! DESTROYING ANOTHER STAR CLUSTER. Obviously, since WE live in this GALAXY, we are to BLAME. SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

I have MORE, but wish to keep this update, as GENERIC as possible Today. Tomorrow's UPDATE could be very INFLAMATORY, especially if I have a tough night at WORK....

OH!, I have to post this before I sign OFF, YESTERDAY 06/02/02 marked the completion of being Employed by "THE SECRET LAB" for 16 YEARS. AS REFERENCED IN an Earlier STORY I POSTED TODAY, I am NOT "The Elderly Man and the Sea?" NOR, "THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA". HEMMINGWAY. in case you didn't know. Being employed continuosly for 16 yrs at the same place, has made me what you could call, "A LONG TIMER". But references to the OLD MAN AND THE SEA is inaccurate. I cannot be considered OLD at 39. I am not GRIZZLED, My mustache is NOT GREY. I still have a full head of Hair. A few Straggly Grey Hairs are present. But I am still not a Candidate for the actor's spot of "OLD MAN AND THE SEA", or SANTA CLAUS in a MALL. Maybe in 20 - 25 years, but not now. However I think I would make a Good Santa, right now, a young Kris Kringle... HO!, HO!, HO!!!!... MERRRRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

I bet NOBODY THOUGHT my UPDATE would end Today like this.

DAY 261 of WWIII

05/31/02

DAMN! Going to be another HOT One Today! Yesterday it hit 109 degrees, today it is supposed to hit 111 Degrees!!! It is 100 right now, at 1PM. I am just sucking down the electic juice for my AIR CONDITIONER, to keep my small Apt. at 77 degrees.

What's up today? Well today the FEDERAL GOV'T gave a warning to All AMERICANS to leave INDIA, because of the very REAL POSSIBILTY of ALL OUT WAR including NUCLEAR WEAPONS between INDIA and PACKISTAN. WELL,,,, DUH! ARE Americans SOO STUPID, that we don't know that it is not a good idea to be in that Region right now?

Well I guess I shouldn't be Suprised. After ALL a score of 23 out of 100 in HISTORY CLASS,,,, YOU PASS! To get a "B" you need 39 Correct Answers. To get an "A" you need to get just over 1/2 correct. Yes the Public School System continues on the path of the DUMBING DOWN of AMERICA. See the STORY HERE!!!

NOW in TEXAS, revisionist HISTORY is being promoted, to NOT OFFEND HISPANIC STUDENTS. Even though the very BATTLE in dispute, THE ALAMO, the MEXICANS WON! If the Educators keep this up, Our School children will never be taught that it was the JAPS who BOMBED PEAL HARBOR on 12/07/41, only that it was bombed, to not offend children of ASIAN Descent and in WWII England/London was being bombed daily by,,,someone. Will not be Identified as Germans, so as NOT TO OFFEND Children of GERMAN descent. So what is next? Schoolchildren will NOT BE TAUGHT that 19 of the HIJACKERS on 09/11/01 were MIDDLE EASTERN ARABS from SAUDI ARABIA!!!! And that they were ALL EXTREMIST MUSLIMS, and that SAUDI ARABIA PAYS the families a BOUNTY for SUICIDE/HOMICIDE BOMBINGS in ISRAEL that KILLS JEWS.

Yes I know that my religion is under fire, Cathlic. With child molestation, etc. I choose NOT to get into this debate, but add,,, The EXTREMIST MUSLIMS want US DEAD. I am Catholic, I only want the EXTREMIST MUSLIMS DEAD, and ALL who want to ATTACK OUR COUNTRY and KILL US! OK, I ranted on and on. SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

Well I think this will do it for this week. I'll see you on Monday!

DAY 260 of WWIII

05/30/02

I am still TWEAKING this WEB SITE. To display on how I want it displayed. A Continued WORK IN PROGRESS.

I must inform you, that as of a few Hours ago, MY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND BEGAN. I worked Monday Night, I have Thursday Night OFF as the Holiday. So there is A POSSIBILITY I might not have an UPDATE TOMORROW, at least EARLY on. But then again I may post one tonight. But I will DEFINITELY POST an UPDATE before MONDAY,06/03/02.

I have just COMPLETED my 16th YEAR as an EMPLOYEE of "THE SECRET LAB". Actually, not "OFFICIAL" until 06/02/02. But I don't go back to work again until the Night of 06/03/02. 4 More Years and I have 20 Years in, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT??????

Plus as of Next Week, I am back up to 320 HOURS of VACATION TIME AVAILABLE. That's 8 WEEKS WORTH of WORKING FULL TIME. This is a STOP GAP Measure on my part. In My mind, KNOWING that my EMPLOYER HAS TO PAY my VACATION HOURS, even if I get FIRED, or LAID OFF, I have a 2 MONTH BUFFER of $$$ besides my savings, to find a Suitable Job. This is what my Time in the BOY SCOUTS Taught Me. BE PREPARED for WORST CASE. And I am.

Now I believe MOST of you KNOW of the EXTREME FIRE DANGER in AZ. We are SOOO DRY, that if you FART or make a SPARK, another WILDFIRE could BEGIN. Well here is THE STUPID BONEHEAD CAMPER OF THE WEEK. Mind you, these WARNINGS were in place WEEKS AGO! AND then the BAN. WELL this LOSER OF THE DAY ACTUALLY USED THE SIGN OF "NO FIRES" to start up his BBQ in the FOREST. AND STUPID ENOUGH TO GET CAUGHT by a FOREST RANGER over MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND! SEE the STORY of this LOSER, and other LOSERS and IDIOTS, HERE!!!

NOW, Like I said, I will either see you Very Soon, or maybe as late as Monday. NO PROMISES, just good INENTIONS. See YA SOONER or LATER!!!

DAY 259 of WWIII

05/29/02

Well it is going to be a rather WARM DAY here today. FORCAST high 105. OH well, I always know I pay out during MAY-SEPT on my electric Bills. A anticipated consequence of Working Nights and sleeping during the Day. Trust me, it is hard to sleep during the Day as it is, and especially, if your sleepeing area, ie. Bedroom is 80 degrees or more. So I have to crank up my Air Conditioner, granted My APT. faces WEST, which makes it worse. But I do make out like a bandit during OCT-APRIL/MAY. Almost never using the HEAT. CHEAPO Electic Bills during those months.

Well STOCKS DOWN ALL this WEEK, may as well stay there as far as I am concerned, rebound at the beginning of the MONTH. Most of my STOCK Automatic Purchases in "DRIPPS" occur in the last couple of Days of the Month.

Now I am a bit weary of discussing / reporting on "THE WAR ON TERRORISM". So I choose to delve into other NEWS, there is ALWAYS "Other NEWS".

OK, Let's start with this. I call this alternative MUNCHIES. Give me a SUPER SIZE Order of WORMS, and Side Orders of GRASSHOPPERS & CRICKETS! I am going to the MOVIES TODAY! YES, this is true, this Culture, or maybe just an individual is promoting this, and already making BOAT LOADS of $, and forsees these CRISPY INSECTS, replacing POPCORN as the MUNCHIE OF CHOICE in MOVIE THEATERS. DON'T BELIEVE ME? SEE the STORY HERE!!!

OK, this next STORY makes it appear I LIED about the beginning of this POST. TOTALLY UNINTENTIONAL, but this needs to be POSTED. You ALL know on how I have been enraged at SAUDI ARABIA, IRAQ, ETC. on their GOV'T SPONSORED SUPPORT of the PALESTINIAN SUICIDE/HOMOCIDE BOMBERS. PAYING the Families $25,000 to $50,000 to the Families of the BOMBERS. WELL.... for those ARAB Families, not willing to sacrifice their children in a SUICIDE/HOMOCIDE BOMBING, there is ANOTHER WAY to help out the PALESTINIAN TERRORIST CAUSE. BUY YASSER ARAFAT POTATO CHIPS!!! I am NOT kidding! SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

BREAKING NEWS!!!! THE STOLEN SODIUM CYANIDE IN MEXICO AHS BEEN FOUND... IN MEXICO, See THE STORY HERE!!!

OK, I posted the BREAKING NEWS. Let's get back to my non-terrorism related Update.

NOW for GUYS, like myself, this comes under the definition, of HEEBE JEEBIES, Glad it wasn't Me. 2 STORIES. HERE is the First One. I put this one in a catagory, of, Don't help your Drinking Buddies Too Much, it might cost you your "Left Nut". Or in this CASE, the "RIGHT ONE". OW OW OWWWW!!!! See the STORY HERE!!!

AND here is the 2nd STORY. May I add, that if you are drinking, think twice, at least before getting even. It appears right now is OPEN SEASON for self-inlflicted gunshots to the GROIN. So be careful, KEEP protecting the "FAMILY JEWELS". See the STORY HERE!!!

Let me PEFACE this STORY. NO MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS, Someone else has it TOO! And due to 09/11/01 Life Changed for this Innocent Couple. SEE THE STORY HERE!!!

DAY 258 of WWIII

05/28/02

I need to describe TODAY'S SMOKECAM PICTURE 1ST. What you SEE, in the upper RIGHT of the Picture, is my STOCKPILE of SMOKES formed into a recreation of 1 of the WORLD TRADE CENTER TOWERS, over 40 packs of SMOKES. I hope It gets a LOT Bigger before the ADDED EXTRA TAX of 60 cents per pack/ $6 a CARTON that ARIZONA PASSED. Not sure if it goes into effect 06/01/02, or 07/01/02. I hope it is 07/01/02, so I have more time to buy NOW to save $ down the road.

Folks, I am very SORRY for unposted UPDATES of Last Friday and Yesterday, except for the SMOKECAM Picture. Friday's ERROR was because my file got too big. And I don't know what happened to yesterday's. But I bet it was my stupid fingers, and their lack of typing ability. OLD NEWS is, OLD NEWS. So I won't repost what is old. What I will DO, is recreate part of my MEmorial DAY UPDATE that was lost to the Great bit Bucket in THE SKY, joining lost socks from the dryer, etc.

To heck with my proposed agenda. THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO POST YETERDAY, MEMORIAL DAY!!!

And now REPRINTED/POSTED WITH PERMISSION, I give you this:

JUST A COMMON SOLDIER
(A Soldier Died Today)
by A. Lawrence Vaincourt

He was getting old and paunchy and his hair was falling fast,
And he sat around the Legion, telling stories of the past
Of a war that he had fought in and the deeds that he had done,
In his exploits with his buddies; they were heroes, every one.

And tho' sometimes, to his neighbors, his tales became a joke,
All his Legion buddies listened, for they knew whereof he spoke.
But we'll hear his tales no longer for old Bill has passed away,
And the world's a little poorer, for a soldier died today.

He will not be mourned by many, just his children and his wife,
For he lived an ordinary and quite uneventful life.
Held a job and raised a family, quietly going his own way,
And the world won't note his passing, though a soldier died today.

When politicians leave this earth, their bodies lie in state,
While thousands note their passing and proclaim that they were great.
Papers tell their whole life stories, from the time that they were young,
But the passing of a soldier goes unnoticed and unsung.

Is the greatest contribution to the welfare of our land
A guy who breaks his promises and cons his fellow man?
Or the ordinary fellow who, in times of war and strife,
Goes off to serve his Country and offers up his life?

A politician's stipend and the style in which he lives
Are sometimes disproportionate to the service that he gives.
While the ordinary soldier, who offered up his all,
Is paid off with a medal and perhaps, a pension small.

It's so easy to forget them for it was so long ago
That the old Bills of our Country went to battle, but we know
It was not the politicians, with their compromise and ploys,
Who won for us the freedom that our Country now enjoys.

Should you find yourself in danger, with your enemies at hand,
Would you want a politician with his ever-shifting stand?
Or would you prefer a soldier, who has sworn to defend
His home, his kin and Country and would fight until the end?

He was just a common soldier and his ranks are growing thin,
But his presence should remind us we may need his like again.
For when countries are in conflict, then we find the soldier's part
Is to clean up all the troubles that the politicians start.

If we cannot do him honor while he's here to hear the praise,
Then at least let's give him homage at the ending of his days.
Perhaps just a simple headline in a paper that would say,
Our Country is in mourning, for a soldier died today.

© 1985 A. Lawrence Vaincourt


ANOTHER THING I COMMENTED ON, and posted,(TRIED) was this.

THE MOURNFUL and SORROWFUL FEELINGS generated by the playing of "TAPS". BUT! Do you know there ARE WORRDS TO IT? "Go To Sleep, Go to Sleep." As the years went on many more versions were created. There are no official words to the music but here are some of the more popular verses:

Day is done, gone the sun,
From the hills, from the lake,
From the skies.
All is well, safely rest,
God is nigh.

Go to sleep, peaceful sleep,
May the soldier or sailor,
God keep.
On the land or the deep,
Safe in sleep.

Love, good night, Must thou go,
When the day, And the night
Need thee so?
All is well. Speedeth all
To their rest.

Fades the light; And afar
Goeth day, And the stars
Shineth bright,
Fare thee well; Day has gone,
Night is on.

Thanks and praise, For our days,
'Neath the sun, Neath the stars,
'Neath the sky,
As we go, This we know,
God is nigh.

Well, I am ending this UPDATE now. I have an opportunity to EAT and get 7 hrs of SLEEP before going to work Today. I will take this opportunity to do so. I HAVE Baby Back Pork RIBS!!! YUM, YUM!!!

I will see you all tomorrow, aND i ALREADY HAVE A BACKLOG of NEWS, that WILL NOT BE OLD NEWS TOMORROW!!!